Chronicles Of The Impostor: Ep 1 ~ Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat.....

...akhirnya kene bantai juga, err, I mean, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga. The problem with uni students is sometime they think they are so damn smart and can get away with anything, but they forget that no one is infallible. I apologize to my dear impostor friend, that you had to wait so long for this entry. So here is episode 1 of my series; I'll just make some deductions from the evidence that has put forth, some very obvious, some less so (and btw, these deductions are based on some assumptions as you'll see later on). And bear in mind people, I already know who the person is, so these deductions are pretty accurate. =)

Let's start off with the most obvious. You're a porn addict, so you must be a guy.

You described Hassan as an "MS champion", thus you are definitely from NUS, and on top of that you're in the MS yahoo groups.

You visited my blog about 80 times a day back when I let you do your nonsense, so you obviously are lonely and have no friends (and thus my blog is your salvation), so you cannot be one of the year 1s (since the year 1 guys are a tight group).

You couldn't cover your tracks properly, so it's safe to say you were not from the police during NS. (of course, I think of those who served in the SPF highly. :p)

You do this when I'm not in Singapore, so you must be in your graduating year; reason being you know that by the time I come back to Singapore you're no longer in school thus I cannot kick your ass.

You don't have enough guts (hence you didn't dare reveal your name), thus you're not from Silat.

You have a problem with MS, thus I'm ruling out all MS members, past and present.

You have no respect for our religion, therefore I'm excluding all those that go the musollas around school.

You have no respect for women whatsoever (obvious from the words you used), thus you probably have laid hands on a girl before.

You have no qualms using vulgarities and insulting others (including your own!) parents, so you must obviously believe in FREE SPEECH (however you define it).

You spelt my name as Wahlid (when it's Walid in Amsterdam!), and there's only 1 person EVER who has spelt my name that way, so you must be.........

Haha. I won't reveal his name in my very first episode lah! If not series end already. :p So let's recap:

Guy, NUS, MS yahoo grps, not yr 1, not from police, graduating year, not from Silat, not from MS, doesn't go to musollas, hit women before, believe in FREE SPEECH. Hmm....Who could it be???

And the plot thickens....