Without a doubt, and I’m sure I’m speaking for my counterparts as well, the 2 years (or 3 for some!) we spent at TPJC was truly maginificent, possibly the best times of our life, or at the very least, close to it. So here’s a trip down memory lane, a very light-hearted entry dedicated to the TPJCians of my batch, particularly the Student Lounge Gang. For the rest who do not get this entry, I really apologise. Allow us to engage in some acts of self-indulgence.
(I will divide these “memories” into sub-parts; since there are too many inevitably some will be left out, so please add in the comments for those who remember)
First three months:
Mas’uud: Kau belum tengok abang dia bodoh.
Mas’uud and Suhairi, to each other: Hmm, which one of us is she looking at?
Mas’uud: (amidst dramatic scenes after posting results) Nangis mangis, lapar tetap makan.
Haikal: Siapa nak solat 2nd round?
Glory Bernabas: (while holding her flabby stomach) 4.9 percent of TPJCians are overweight.
Akmal: 4 percent of those fats are hers.
Sports (general):
Aspiring Soccer Player: Soccer is the place to be!
Soccer-reject: There’s always hockey.
Hockey-reject: There’s always HNF.
Soccer:
Samad: DON’T CALL ME COACH!
Abu Dzar: I’m the Arts Fac top scorer.
Nordin to Walid: I think u’re the answer to our right-back problems.
Nordin to Walid: (1 month later) Err, Walid, u’re a bad influence to the team, I don’t need you here anymore.
Nordin to Suhairi: Thanks for the warm-up.
Hockey:
Taufiq: (while 2-0 down, yes u read correctly, down, at half-time) Guys, the opponents are breaking down. I can sense it.
Rizhan to Samad: (every training) Sir, I have to go home early.
Centre bench-ers: When will we ever start a game?
Hockey gals: Let’s celebrate like we won the world cup, coz we scored a goal. Doesn’t matter if we’re 8-1 down!
Hafiz Razak to hockey team: (after every game) Eh, berape kosong?
Dikir:
Nor Hafiz: Eh kita buat lagu ni ah!
Nor Hafiz: Kite kene pakai baju kurung, tu melambangkan orang Melayu.
Saiful: Kite pakai selipar ah, tu pun melambangkan org Melayu.
Hafiz Jap: Kawan-kawan, aku ade belikan baju dikir utk korang, Lawa gile punye.
Saiful to Miri: Mane CD aku?
Miri to Saiful: (while throwing the CD) Nah, amek ni!
Miri: (20 secs later) Eh, asal hidung aku berdarah?
Suhairi to Dikir Guys: Guys, I need you all to embarrass yourselves like never before, coz I wanna apologize to Ayu.
Dikir Guys: (during performance) Wahai Cik Adik, jangan marah sangat......
Fazli: Eh boleh serious tak korang, besok ni, next week tu.
Mas’uud to Ayu: Ayu, siape karut?
Ayu to Mas’uud: Aku ah.
Mas’uud to Ayu: Aku tau kau karut, tapi siape karut?
Mohsin:
Mohsin to Akmal: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Mohsin to Didi: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Mohsin to Hafiz Razak: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Mohsin to everyone: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Moshin to Sekapur Sireh: Aku ade advice utk korang, jangan makan sotong....
Student Lounge:
Fazli: Jennah, oh jennah.....
Fazli: MATI! MATI!
Everybody when they waiting for their turn for Super Mario: Hang ah! Hang ah!
Walid: (from outside lounge) Lepas ni aku ah.
Mohsin: ISH, AKU ADE GP!
Mohsin: YES! AKU DAPAT NOMBOR!
Ayu: Jom, kite makan each other!
Sekapur Sireh to Shikin: Weeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......
Nadia to KY: (lifts shirt) KYYYYYY.......
Luqman: (during his visit to TPJC) Hmm, no wonder these guys always win at taitee.
Eve of National Day during year 2:
Haikal: (Lies on floor, shaking vigorously)
Didi and Akmal: (crowds around Haikal, laughing and smiling)
Jen: (runs towards Haikal)
Walid to Jen: Jangan layan Jen, die tengah bedek.
Jen to Walid: Ni kalau betul-betul baru kau tau.
(And the rest, as they say, was history.)
General:
Step Hero: Ape-ape jadi, JANGAN LARI.
Step Hero: (10 secs later) Eh semue lari!
Didi, Hafiz Razak, Mas’uud: (while falling down from and getting back up the slope) Eh ni slope pergi mane ah?
Mak Faidah to Sekapur Sireh: Eh korang tak tau nak balik ke????
Mak Mohsin to Sekapur Sireh: Eh korang buat ilmu eh?
Bapak Mas’uud: (while walking along the corridors) Mane kasut Suhairi ni?
Ashraf: Eh ni perahu Sang Nia utama ke ape? (Eh sorry2, this is an NUS Reperio joke, just couldn’t resist)
Akmal, Mohsin and Mas'uud: (whispers in their hearts) Eh, dah 1 jam kat BK ni, satu game pun Walid tak kalah?
So that’s all from me, looking forward to your input!
About Me
- Walid
- When Joseph Stalin died, 1 million people wept at his funeral. This despite Stalin having killed 2 million of his own people throughout his reign. My point? For every person in the world, there will be people who says he's nice, and there will be people whos says he's not. I am no different. So what type of person I am really depends on which side you're on.
300 comments:
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Dei! thambi!! (mata merah with kain dah lipat and satu tangan kat belakang as if holding something) kau nak kena muzzle pe muzzle!!!
I thought you guys would haved saved the 200th comment for me. Oh well. Haha.
Syarifah, Sarah (Noor) and Azhar )Jennazah), nice to see you all here. TPJCians are always welcomed. Haha.
Syarifah, yup, don't try to read this in the library. Haha. If not u'll suffer the same fate as I did at the hands of Christine Koh!
And Sarah, it's funny how now you have to refer to urself as NOOR Sarah; ni semue Nor Hafiz nye pasal lah. Haha. And yes, your comments are always welcomed. Despite you being from a diff batch, you are very much 1 of us. =)
Azhar, i thought it was you who deleted the comment. Maybe it was TM Azhar. Oh well. Nice to see you here still.
Oh well. I thought of ending it at 200. But since people are beginning to enjoy themselves more, let's keep the ball rolling!
oh seri "darah mama" seri seri seri seri seri...
Boring?
Boring boring, telan ball bearing.
During Year 1,
hockey match at TP,
Mr. Samad: You see that Shukur run with that stick... I think if wind blow, he also go with the wind~~
During Year 2,
starting of school,
Mr. Samad to Ayu: Rahayu, you have replacement for Shukur already ah... (talking about Shukur's younger brother, Imran)
Lyna to Walid: (referring to a particular couple) That couple ah, you don't know which one of them is blinder.
*back in secondary school*
Haikal to Temasek Guys: Eh pakcik aku (Haji Kamil) jual songkok kat Geylang during Ramadhan, 1 hari boleh dapat $30 000 tau, untung bersih.
Temasek Guys: HUH??? Kau jangan nak merepek lah! Kalau gitu LKY pun quit dari Parliament terus jual songkok je sak.
Haikal: (visibly upset and angry) Tak percaya sudah ah. Korang ni merepek ah. Members sendiri pun tak percaya.
(Haikal showed his frustration and resentment everytime the guys made fun of his $30 000 claim, vehemently defending his stand each time)
*1st day of JC 1; as fate would have it, Haji Kamil's daughter was in TP for the first 3 months*
Haikal to Walid: Eh Lid, tu cousin aku. (He should have stopped here, and no one would have known) Ni lah anak Haji Kamil. (inside his heart: Alamak. Mistake!)
Walid: Oh, tu anak dia? Aku nak tanye die tau, betul ke tak bapak dia dapat 30 000 in 1 night.
(Walid walks towards Shaheeda)
Haikal: (pulls back Walid, panic etched on his face, but tried to transform the situation into a joke) Haha, err, takdelah, all these while (2 years to be exact) aku main-main je. Mane ade orang boleh earn $30k in 1 night? Abeh kau percaye eh? Haha.
Walid: (gives a disgusted look) Why am i not surprised ah?
*An explanation regarding the lines in the entry about 'Step Hero'*
(Along the long road leading up to Old Changi Hospital. The mood was in place: it was dark & quiet, and Sekapur Sierah guys were on one of their exploits.)
Walid: (walking in front of the pack) Guys, aku dah nampak anjing. Ape-ape jadi, stay together, JANGAN LARI. JANGAN LARI tau. (Sekapur Sireh stayed close together)
(2 secs later)
Walid: Aku nampak a few, dorang tgh lari towards kita.
(Sekapur Sireh still stayed close together)
(2 secs later)
Walid: Dorang dah dekat gile ni.
(Sekapur Sireh still stayed close together)
(2 Secs later)
Walid: (the dogs were just a few inches away) AH SEMUE LARI!
(everyone started running in all different directions. Didi, Hafiz Razak and Mas'uud in particular, tried to run up this steep slope, but kept falling, but tried to get back up again each time, and fell again. It took us a good 40-50 secs to realize the dogs were no longer chasing us and had disappeared)
1st 3 mths, one day at the school hall, Walid and Mas'uud walking few metres behind Suhairi
Walid to Mas'uud: eh kau tgk Suhairi garang jugak eh dia..
Mas'uud to Walid: eh lid, kau belum tgk abang dia bodoh..
Walid: (gets very enthusiastic) ah asal ngan abang dia?!
Mas'uud: ntah aku pun belum tgk abang dia..
Walid: (terbaring kat floor laughing out loud)
speaking of Mr samad...
seeing me sit at the benches with my then-girlfriend..
Samad: *sniggers* are you sure you got the right twin???
akmal ho:
belah ayam, belah itik
kita belah pun cantik
One day, during malay class, cikgu rosemah was reading out a dictation passage, taking pauses in between. (i'm making up what she read out here)
Cikgu: Setiap yang....
murid-murid contoh sumer ikot tulis apa yang dikatakan...
Cikgu: Kemudian perkara itu....
murid-murid pon continue writing.. Sumer tengah konsentrasi lah katakan. Can't miss a beat.
Cikgu: .. berpendapat bahawa setiap yang bermula akan...
KY: Cikgu! Takde full-stop ke?!
one day, Malay Cultural Society(MCS) Jawatankuasa(JK) meeting session
Suhairi(President): ok guys, this is what we're gona do today..
(Suhairi then lists down a few things to discuss abt..straight after that..)
Suhairi: ok korang diskus..apa2 get back to me orite..
(he then went off with his girlfriend, who was the ketua budaya in that jk group, to catch a movie)
the rest of jk: (wah relek je..mentang2 president...)
*Since Syarifah started the topic of cikgu-s*
(1 day Walid's whole GP class decided to ponteng. While the rest went home, Walid was at his favourite hangout (surprise surprise, student lounge (SL)) with the SL in-charge himself, Mohsin. Walid was outside SL speaking to Mohsin. Walid's GP teacher then saw him, since the class was directly oppostie SL)
Walid's GP teacher from afar: (visibly angry) WALID! WALID! It's lesson time now! Come in!
Walid to Mohsin: Kau nak tengok aku lari tak?
*Walid then runs off as fast as possible, and went home. An irate GP teacher then reported the matter to none other than MR DM, Edward Ch himself.)
(the Next Day)
Edward Chu: (while smiling) Eh Walid, i heard you didn't go for GP yesterday is it?
Walid: Oh yar ah Sir, I was sick, so I had to run home.
Edward Chu: Okay okay. Next time give your GP teacher a bit of face lah.
(Edward Chu then walked off)
By the way guys, I'm supposed to publicise this. Hehe. Insya Allah, on the 6th of July, Rahayu (Selamat/TK/TPJC/Hockey/Karut/Mengarut) is getting married. Let's wish her all the best, Amin.
Err, this is just for your info. This is not an invitation! So if you don't get a card from Ayu, please don't pandai-pandai and go to her wedding. Details will be out soon.
*at the lounge one day*
Haikal to Walid: Eh lid, aku rase nanti kau nak kahwin aku nak masuk meminang untuk kau ah. Aku dah prepare speech aku bila jumpe dengan bapak mertua kau pun.
Walid: (Filled with glee:in his mind thinking he has the best friends in the world)Eh? Harapan ah kau Haikal. Aku nak dengar sikit.
Haikal: Okay nanti aku jumpe bapak mertua kau, aku nak cakap ni:
#Cik, nama saya Haikal. Saya wakilkan kawan saya, Walid. Walid ni baik orangnya, semua benda jahat dia tak buat. Cuma kadang-kadang je, bukan selalu, kadang-kadang je, dia ade minum sikit, sikit je. Lain semue die baik.
Tapi ye lah, bile dah minum, dah mabuk, nanti kadang-kadang adelah dia kacau perempuan. Kadang-kadang je. Tapi lain semue die baik.
Tapi ye lah, bile dah kacau perempuan, nanti die gaduh dengan abang/laki/matair perempuan tu. Tu semue biaselah. Tapi tu sikit je, lain semue die baik.
Tapi saya tak minum, saya tak kacau perempuan, saya tak gaduh.#
(with a proud smile on his face) Amcm? Baik tak speech aku?
Walid: (speechless: thinks to himself,"With friends like this who needs enemies?")
*Sekapur Sireh's bond among themselves was so strong, that they decided to test the very foundations their friendship was based on. And what better way to test your friendships, than to play the game of 'Babi'*
Walid (at this time a level-2 babi) to Didi (still a human): (trying to induce Didi to talk to him) Eh di, kau ade class lepas ni?
Didi to HR(also a human at this point): Eh Fiz, asal babi nal berbual dengan manusia?
Walid: (inside his heart; sabar Lid, sabar)
Mas'uud (another level 2 babi at this point): (trying to trap HR) Eh Fiz, GP pukul berape nanti?
HR to Didi: Di, kau dengar babi 'oink oink'?
Mas'uud: (inside his heart; jangan Mas, jangan lose friendships over a game)
*After HR becomes a level-1 babi and Didi was the only human left*
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Padan muka! HAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Yazid 2.4 to everyone else: Sabar sabar, orang semue babi, dia sorang manusia! (referring to Didi)
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sekapur sirih joined the softball tournament...
everyone(in their hearts): sharom ada, mesti kita boleh menang.
apparent it takes more than just the softball captain to win a game. yes, a game...
siapa top scorer hockey???
that... sums it all up.
Lid, aku seriously tak ingat ah ni pasal apa..dah brapa hari aku nak try ingat balik tapi tak leh..tapi aku letak je ah..haha!
Walid to Suhairi: (with a "steam" face) twenty twenty...
Suhairi to Walid: twenty twenty...twenty patmanathan...
Or anyone for that matter who remembers what this was abt, care to explain for us..haha!
baik ah walid...
Terima kasih kerana meng-publicize kan aku nyer wedding...
Oi, Nikah on 5th insya-allah
Sanding on 6th insya-allah...
and oh yes, kau lupa nak add...
Rahayu (Jambu/Lawar/Kelakar/Cantik/Peminats all over the world)
F.Y.I.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1st day of school, 1st 3 months kat hall.
Someone looks at me weird. He comes up to me,
" Hi Rahayu."
Ayu:?!?!?!?!?!?!
walks off.
playing games with own OG,
crossed paths again.
"Hi Rahayu."
Ayu:?!?!?!?! Eh, how do you know my name?
Takder jawapan.
Back at the hall after 1 day, while i was going to the toilet. someone from behind calls out,
"Hi Rahayu. I love you."
Siapa ah lid? kau kenal budak tu tak?
same things passerbys would've heard if they passed by the SL.
"sabar tuan tuan! sabar.."
"sua'alampompan!"
"sua'alamchampion!"
"kiwaaak..."
ayu>> congrats. selamat membina rumahtangga..
in the event where we have to perform solat..
someone: eh jom ah gi sembahyang..
sekapsir: ah sembayang? kene eh?
OR
someone: eh jom ah gi sembahyang..
sekapsir: sembahyang eh???
one day aft O-Level result..
(before sch posting)
saiful: (facing TPJC sch building at assembly area) I am better than this.. (thinking he would get TJC)..
-few days later-
saiful: TPJC eh???..
(ok pe TPJC, dapat tumbuk Miri.. oops)
A-Level Physics Practical Exam,
the experiment required some marbles and ramp and timers.
Suddenly, out of the blue.
Amin: Teacher! I lost my marbles!!!!
huzer's sedara's wedding..
just before we went off.. tgk collect 'duit gaji'..
walid to huzer's mom: (while collecting money) terima kasih cik..
turns and goes behind wall.. less than 5 metres from huzer's mom..
walid: 20 je???!!! in the loudest voice possible..
same wedding..
huzer's pakcik: (memang banyak bebual even since kite sampai) eh cuci bersih2 eh.. jgn sampai minyak2 sumer..
mas: cik byk bebual cik basuh ah..
norhafiz's birthday..
everyone dh plan nak sabo.. including kicap pekat and sambal..
norhafiz decides to hide inside MLEP room after his class..
Cikgu Faten: Hafiz, keluar lah dari bilik nie.. Saya nak kunci.. Jadilah anak jantan.. jangan jadi pengecut..
Norhafiz: (in his mind) Baik ah cikgu.. sikit pon tak bleh tolong.. die nak sabo aku jugak pe..
*expanding on the earlier softball tournament comment*
Syahrom (softball captain) to a few members of Sekapur Sireh (I wasn't involved though) and a few girls from the SL clan: Kwana-kawan, softball open nanti kita masuk ah. 100 dollars. Aku bayar kan. Pasal team yang menang dapat a few hundred.
The Rest: Set ah. Baik ah, ni mesti kita menang punye, Syahorm dalam team kita.
*on the day of the tournament*
(While Didi was batting)
Umpire: Strike 1, strike 2, strike 3. You're out!
(While HR was batting)
Umpire: Strike 1, strike 2, strike 3. You're out!
(While everyone else in the team was batting)
Umpire: Strike 1, strike 2, strike 3. You're out!
(The team went on to lose all of their games, getting trashed in every sinle game, and not getting a SINGLE point in the process)
*after the tournament*
Syahrom: (inside his heart) Sial betul. Salah pilih team ah. Buang 100 dollar je.
*expanding on Walid's expansion on softball tournament comment*
oh kene bayar $100 eh?? skarang baru aku tau..
17th april 2008 11++ pm on msn..
walid: kau baca jugak eh blog aku
syahrom: dgn pasal impostor sume..takkan aku tak nak baca. aku pon tgh tunggu musi$%# mana berani nak bukak cerita pasal aku.. haha
11.50pm on the same night...walid's softball tournament comment
(to protect the identities of those involved, their names shall not be mentioned in this comment)
*After Shaheen's house*
Si Pulan: Eh rumah dia tak dapat duit eh?
Si Pulan Bin Si Pulan: Ah ah, sepatutnya tadi kita salam bapak dia, abeh bagi 2 ringgit kat bapak dia as duit raya; perlikan sikit.
*Just to answer an earlier comment by bencheeeeeeeees*
Everyone was the joint top scorer for hockey, and the goals scored by each individual was equal to the number of goals scored by the whole team in total.
Hence HR's question to them after every game: "Eh berape kosong?"
expanding abit on the softball..
walid WAS in the team..
also one of those yang strike 3..
we almost thought we could at least get 1 player home aft haikal managed to run 2 bases and stole one..
however as it was written, the next few players gt strikes and we din't even complete 1 inning..
sorrie ah syahrom kau kene bayar
Manifestasi 2003, Satria Kirana dikir performance
(after a marvellous juara performance)
Hafiz Razak: cip! cip!
(karut(Haikal) entered the stage, jalan step cip penyamun)
awok2: oi oi ya oi..oi oi ya oi..oi oi ya oi..
Haikal: (pointing at his last-minute added sargeant rank on his sleeve, and a "cip penyamun" label kelepak kat perut dia) ni sarjan oi! cip penyamun!!
awok2: oi oi ya oi..oi oi ya oi..
Haikal: penyamun!! aci aci!! acimit!!!
awok2: (went silent)
(tak aleh aleh khidir made a small and obvious jump off from his sitting position, Haikal saw him)
Haikal: eh siape suruh bergerak?!?
Khidir: HARIINIHARIBODOHSAYATUAN!!
Haikal: apa awak fikir ni main-main kah? kita mula ya..Wahai kaWAN-kawan semua hamba ingin berce..
awok2: RRREEEEYYYtaaa..wahai kaWAN-kawan semua hamba ingin bercerita..
bring it home Wak!
another event where we have to perform solat
Haikal: eh jom ah gi sembahyang..
auntie cleaner: tambayang tambayang!! balik ah! balik! ah pui!
Rahayu! Congrats on the wedding! =))
Anyway, korang tak nak perform dikir ke? hahah..
HAHAHAHAHA. Dikir eh? Kau tanye budak2 ah, dorang biase perform kat wedding. That time aku takde ah, so I'm not familiar with all this.
Congrats Ayu!!!! OMG I bet you'll be superduper gorrrrgeoouuuss.. (yes, i'm not shy with compliments when its due)
The other day kan.. i had this fleeting memory, but i'm not quite sure if its my melodramatic brain cooking up a storm.
Was there a fake couples fight incident at the airport? Where Akmal kena simbar air? ada kan, kan kan kan?
AH! YES! Haha. Syarifah, ade ade.
*At the airport: Akmal was sitting at the the Mac's with his "scandal", Nurul Ezzah. His "girlfriend" (i kinda forgot her name, so let's just refer to her as Miss K) suddenly came from
Akmal to Ezzah (unaware of the threat looming): You're the one I would die for, my dear.
(Miss K comes from behind and gives Akmal 1 tight slap)
Akmal: err,err....
Ezzah: (throws water at akmal, and gives him 1 gd slap as well)
Stranger at next table: Padan muka ni jantan, main kayu tiga lagi.
Stranger's friend: Tapi aku heran, si deni tak handosme pun boleh dapat 2 perempuan ah. Mesti dia pakai barang punye...
congrats Ayu!! dah tak yah dgr kau tak habes2 nyanyi lagu "oh mama saya mau kahwin"..haha!
oh btw, kalau kau nak tukang silat, jgn takut..Walid ada..dia boleh bukak silat gayung BAIK punyer..
tukang buat air..u noe who's the best..
dikir?? sape nyer keje buat dikir kat wedding ni?? sape ah Lid?
Huh? Dikir? Kite ade buat dikir ke Bad? Huh? Eh siape kau?
huh?? dikir? siapa? kita? huh? siapa aku? apa kau??
Eh i just noticed btw. Wah, Haikal, part ajak sembahyang je kau punye name eh. Part tanak sembahyang kita. Ni tak boleh jadi ni....
i just had to say this
eh it was me who scored tt one first goal for girl's hockey ok!!
-ok skarang teka-teki starts-
Hahaha. Where got teka-teki Miss Scorer? I remember that moment vividly! Haha. Anw nice of you to show up.=)
And it's not first goal; it's only goal! Oops! Sorry! :p
one afternoon, while sekapur sireh was praying at titanic
Mas'uud suddenly started giggling and fell out from the jemaah
Walid was amused by Mas'uud's giggling, and he himself couldn't contain his laughter and he too fell out
Walid to Mas'uud: asal kau ketawa?? kau dah buat aku ketawa sak..
Mas'uud: kaki Suhairi bau sak! aku tak leh angkat!!
one afternoon, at Faida's house, Saiful brought "Ali G in da House" vcd for us to watch
ard 15-20 mins after watching
Haikal and Akmal: (cerita apa ni? this is worse than Night of Living Dead)
Walid: eh ful, ni crita apa sak kau kasi kita tgk??
Haikal: ntah..cerita mepek sak..aku tak faham..
Saiful: hey, don't blame me if ur not intelligent enuf to understand the movie..
Mas'uud: (woow..damn this guy's good)
but seriously, crita memang mepek ah
oi!! bukan kaki aku lah!! kaki miri!!
Hahahaha. Bad, kau jangan nak merepek. MAs cakap betul ah. kaki kau. Aku ingat clearly. Haha.
Cume actually it was Saiful yang cakap, abeh aku dgn Mas ketawe and left the jemaah. Haha. 2-3 kali. Haha.
kaki aku ke? bukan miri eh? oh seri ah kwn2..hari tu hujan ah..aku ingat lagi..kasut pun kuyup..
Hahahahaha. Kasut kuyup eh? Okay okay, apology accepted. Well overdue, but accepted.
Ni last ah. Lain kali takde eh.
*During Teacher's Day Dikir performance, when Akmal was the karut*
Akmal: We all happy not because of Teacher's day. We all happy, because today half day!
(crowd goes wild)
Hi hi!
Truly entertaining! =) haha..you guys were the best entertainers in TP indeed. Thanks for the bringing back the sentimental feelings indeed.
More stories! I know korang2 suka lepak kat depan council room also. haha..
btw pikachu (edward chu) is the best. i skip 2.4km also he buat tak endak aje. haha.. he always close one eyes with the councillors.
and yes... kite mmg temberang paling besar..lambat surely station at the flag at the foyer..konon buat duty. haha..
skip class..everyone will be inside the council room with the sofa facing the door and locking the door from the inside. Best...switch off the lights so that no one from the outside can see the inside. and what were we doing?...playing carrom or tai tee (which i still dunno how to play)..haha.
TP days were the best days!
~ sultanah @_@
Yea!i remembered the intereting performance u guys put up during tchers' day which was gerek ah. first time i saw u guys during practice da ketawa rabak.andrew lim pun tak leh angkat tengok akmal's antics.
e moves were stylo and creative. semua otak mmg geliga. haha..overdued praises.
u guys shud get together and make a business..dikir & tukang kendarat.
Suruh budak2 tpjc siape yg nak kahwin compulsory panggil korang perform. every performance korang buat spesial sikit and kelakar. garantee famous in spore punye. haha.. tapi jangan suruh haikal buat air!(after reading the incident about the air syrup...ape da..)
btw ayu, congrats! @_@ sure jambu.
~sultanah
Hey Sultanah, welcome! Hmm, wonder who told you about my blog though.
Anyway, all your points/comments are welcomed (though we wouldn't wanna perform at a wedding again after what happened at kakak Siaful's wedding, which I wasn't there), except the part where you mentioned ANDREW LIM!
If there's 1 person i wanna bantai as much as the impostor, its's him! Haha. This entry is supposed to evoke pleasant memories, not bad ones! Hahaha.
*explanation of a line in the entry regarding the hockey gals*
(Hockey gals were against AJC in a match, and, as usual, AJC was leading 4-0. It was then when Aisyah struck, and gave the tem its first, and only, goal.)
Aisyah: YARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! (runs away to celebrate)
Hockey Gals: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (all of them ran over to Aisyah and started hugging and kissing her)
A member of the AJC team to her team-mate: (who seriously had forgotten the scoreline seeing how the TPJC gals celebrated) Eh are they leading us?
(AJC then went on to win the game 8-1,which was a modest scoreline. Of course, if u ask the hockey gals, they will say they were not there during this match, just like how the Dikir guys deny ever turning up for Saiful's sister's wedding)
(1 time when Walid called Mas'uud's home)
Walid: Hello, boleh saya cakap dengan Mas'uud?
Nenek Mas'uud: Kasut takde. (hangs up the phone)
Closing song for Satria Kirana
karut: sampai di sini..
awok2: EH AH EH..EH AH EH..
karut: persembahan kami...
awok2: TECAK TECAK....OOOOIIIII....
karut: salah dan silap...harap dimaafi...
awok2: OI! seruan...satria kirana...majulah seni...budaya bangsa..a aa a a a aa..WOI!!
tepuk tujuh! kaki penting kaki!
walid, kau tak tulis ah kau...
hahahaha...
aku suruh kau tulis lagu korang kau tak nak...
Telan telan biji apple...
(sambung lah korang)
btw, thanks for the wishes people~~~
Haha, Ayu, the reason why I didn't write it is coz that is more a Sekapur Sireh thing than a TPJC one. Haha.
But oh well. If anyone wants to continue for Ayu, by all means. =)
Bad, we're not gonna end the comments, why did you put our closing song?
And anyway, tepuk tujuh is at the start of the performance, not at the end!
Ape ni? Kalau tak ingat macam mane KORANG nak perform on 6th July? Bukan kat airport tau, kat Ayu's wedding!
oh seri seri seri seri..tak berapa ingat ah..ok2..tapi yg penting KAKI KAKI!!
eh aper nie pasal wedding aku disebut sebut nie???????????
Oh, ah ah eh...
betul ah kata kau walid...
hahahahahahaha... my bad... (pasal lagu)
yeah yang penting KAKI!
tapi harap2 tak hujan ah.
Klw hujan nanti kasut kuyup, kaki suhairi busuk!
haha jokeng jokeng...
Jalan raya (o2 onwards)
After like 5 or 6 houses,
kita pun singgah rumah Luqman (bear) pasal along the way... (actually pasal fikir ade harapan since dia tinggal condo yg jalan dari bus stop punye lah jauh!)
Luqman: Eh korang keluar dari kul berapa?
Walid (before anyone else could answer): Oh ni first house ah...
Luqman: (wow, my house first eh)
At about 3pm we reached fazli's place.
fazli: wah korang dah byk rumah lah ni?
Mas'uud (after learning the necessary survival skill): oh ni kita nye first house...
Fazli (oh nak tipu eh, dah masuk perangkap aku): oh kalau gitu aku leh join korang ah. aku pun takde benda nak buat...
Walid (who had to do what he thought was for the best of everyone esp fazli himself): Oh and actually ni last house kita jugak.
Sekapur sireh: (phew!)
Fazli: (damn, these guys are good!)
At about 6pm, we reached syahin's place looking tired.
Syahin: Eh korang dari mana ni?
haikal (after learning the necessary survival skill too): oh actually kalau kau nak tau, ni kita nye first house...
Syahin: (oh nak tipu aku eh, jgn harap korang dapat duit)
Oh well... dun fall for this trick if we ever go to your house... haha!
(at Darul Ma'wa, where Walid's infamous "mike-tak-on" incident took place. That same performance, Mas'uud was wearing goggles.)
Darul Ma'wa kid to his friend: Asal Abang yang muka macam Mat Sentul tu pakai goggles?
*first soccer training of year 2*
(Walid and Didi challenges for the ball)
Walid: Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhh! (went down holding his shin)
Didi: (thinking to himself) Ape sak deni? Aku tak sentuh die pun sey.
(Walid then went off the pitch0
Nordin to Walid: Walid, what happened?
Walid to Nordin: (with a look of pain etched on his face) I didn't wear shin pad ah Sir, Didi kicked my shin.
Nordin to Walid: (in a caring tone) Next time wear shin pad ok.
(After training)
Didi to Walid: Lid, tadi aku tak kene sentuh kau pun pe. Amcm kau boleh injured pulak?
Walid to Didi: Hehe, aku dah penat sebenarnya. Terpakse step injured jadi boleh keluar.
haha... talking about student council... i remembered, i think it was saturday, after our dikir practice. i being a sc and a sekapur sirih, pandai pandai buka the council room and simpan all our canang and gong inside and lepak in the council room like nobody's business. and the best thing, kita HO DOWN...
"ho down tune..."
*siapa ingat ho down nak share please do... Lid satu ho down entry ah... lama ah tak ho down...
school, school, school
six letters make a word
school, school, school
a place where we are heard
one fine morning,
I heard a friendly OI!
walid came to me,
and said didi has a crush on yap pak oi..
deng deng deng deng deng deng...
my friend walid he likes to wear a mask
nobody knew why nobody dares to ask
one day he opened it in front of everybody
a perfect resemblance of a proboscis monkey!
Ai? Ho down pulak! Macam2 ah korang!
(continuation from Hafiz)
haaa... council room memang STORE apa!
Hockey sticks? its right by the door, to your left.
You might also find "Samad's" orange cones, coolers.. etc.
Dikir nyer gong, canang, etc..
Smelly shoes? PLENTY.
OMG! I just remembered. One day Samad came BARGING into the room, shouting.. "Ramlee? Ridzwan?? I know you're hiding here! come out for PE now!
Eh! These are my cones!" Then he left.
wahhh...sekapur sirih banyak masuk competition eh. inter fac bola, squash, even softball. tapi sayang. hoki tak dapat. kita dah plan semua abeh tu samad cancel the tournament. what a waste. if not we can show what the hockey team is missing. right kal, lid???
Eh ape ni? Berbual pasal hockey? Kau dah reopen old wounds tau. Haha.
A few things I remember about HNF camp,
Before HNF camp,
everyone got to know,
World Cup,
ENGLAND VS BRAZIL
(lupa which stage ah)
During HNF Camp,
the night of the match,
everyone wanted to watch the match but no tv, no nothing.
Every one was super pissed.
Haha...
Abeh lagi satu.
Ader show aper entah between groups,
Faidah's group and Ayu's group did presentation together.
Guess what we did?
Hahaha...
Ayu tag team with Walid VS
Faidah tag team with Suhairi
Walid, siapa menang ah?
Kita kan?? kan kan kan???
TPJC hockey alumni(self-proclaimed) conducted a session to motivate the hockey boys before a match.
Motivator: Ok guys, tell me seriously, do you want to win the tournament?
Hockey guys (rhetorical but must be part of the motivation): Yes!
Motivator (with sudden rage and anger): BULL!... BULLSHIT!
Hockey guys (at this point lost all the motivation they once had): (In their minds, at first wtf! but after a while come to think of it... betul jgak cakap deni. Damn, this guy's good!)
Haha, Ayu, I really don't remember what presentation we had, but if our opponents were Suhairi (now known as Badrul) and Faidah, then chances are we won lah! Hehe. Jokeng jokeng. But seriously.
And Bull Man, honestly, no amount of motivational talks can help the TPJC hockey team. Hehe. Jokeng jokeng. But seriously.
I've got a qn.. Why is Suhairi now known as Badrul?
Haha. Syarifah, the explanation is in one of the earlier comments. The 1st page of the comments, slightly more than halfway through the page. By "Origins of Badrul".=)
ni soalan serious nye.
does mr. sahlan really wear a wig?
is there evidence wither way?
Mr Sahlan? Hmm...That's a good one. Any Geog students care to answer?
Ah ah memang aku dah tukar nama aku..nama aku skarang Badrul Bin Sazali..
oh wrestling pun kau nak challenge ngan aku lid? aku ingat kau nak challenge for top scorer je, yg aku tgh leading tu?
eh lid yg aku ingat tu kat the Grandest Stage of 'em All (sch assembly kat hall)tu aku beat kau kan? eh salah tu aku beat ref ah..haha!
Teacher's Day dikir performance
Karut (Akmal) was in the middle of the karut rap "This is just the way we jam", when suddenly he n all the awok2 freezed..then Hafiz Razak stood up from his awok position to grab the mic from Akmal and sang "cher ur my angel" song, to the amazement of the crowd, but...
(a small group of students in the Arts section): Allaaaaahhh.......
Syarifah, now that you mentioned about ramlee and ridhwan, i think any teachers who want to look for missing councillors in class will head there first.
Our room is the ultimate store room, conteng2 room (habis table, sofa, lockers kite kejekan), hang-clothes room (joel and his sweaty tshirts everywhere), lepak corner, tumpang solat room and a temporary cat room.
I will never forget the day shikin brought that kitten into the council room, it had diarhoea and poo-poo everywhere in the room. haha. not to mention you guys hiding the kitten in my locker. sheesh.
btw walid, how i got to know ur blog? shikin lah advertise in her blog. ;p plus naufal also read too. haha. so dia pun tau gile2 budak2 tpjc.
-sultanah-
wah dah makin ramai budak TPJC kat sini..
c'mon ah Lid, sekapsir jokes galore lah..
akmal (first day of school - after around 4 years not meeting each other):
Eh azhar you still owe me tiga posen kan duit hotdog!
its azhar ismail(me) who deleted, coz sounds weird ah...sorry klu break the momentum somehow.. so funny ah this blog distressing@@
Wah! Korang fikir ni pejabat welfare eh? Sekap Sir lah, TPJC lah, semua korang mintak! Hehe. Nasib baik ah, KaWan nye pasal, aku will oblige. Tapi nanti-nati sikit ah.
And Azhar, I didn't think your last comment was merepek. It was very funny in fact. Haha. And welcome.=)
*After the exam results were out*
Mas'uud to Walid: Eh Lid, aku dengar kau tulis pasal World Cup eh time exam kau? Kau pass ke tak sak?
Walid: Oh, section 1 (MCQ) aku dapat rabak ah, 4 marks je. Alhamdulillaah, section 2 ok ah.
Mas'uud: Wah, berapa kau dapat section 2?
Walid: Kosong!
Walid to Sekpaur Sireh: Eh, english O level au dapat A2 ah. Wasted ah. Kalau aku tahu aku dah buat the summary section sak.
Sekapur Sireh: (Damn, this guy's good)
*While waiting for A-level results*
Nor Hafiz to Mas'uud: (realizing that he is talking to a potential victim) Mas, kau holiday ni takde buat pape kan? Nak ikut aku, kita buat 1 of the most worthwhile things we've ever done in our lives?
Mas'uud: (genuinely believing that a life-changing event is about to come his way, reacts with enthusiasm) Set ah!
Nor Hafiz: Kita buat investment ah, kita join prata course.
Mas'uud: PRATA COURSE?
Nor Hafiz: Eh power lah, kau boleh blaja buat prata ni, prata tu, lepas tu kau boleh buat murtabak, lepas tu kite leh take over the prata industry sak.
Mas'uud: (Hmm, this sounds good. Damn, this guy's good) Boleh ah. Berapa ah nak bayar?
Nor Hafiz: Oh, considering the amount of dividends we might reap, sikit ah. Tak banyak.
Mas'uud: (sensing that he's gonna get conned by now) Ye lah, berapa?
Nor Hafiz: Err, sikit je. (Coughs and voice becomes softer) 100 dollar je.
Mas'uud: 100 eh? KAU GILA PE? Jangan harap aku nak masuk, orang gila je sak join prata course for 100 dollars!
(Mas'uud did eventually join the course,which started just a day after the above conversation took place. Until now, neither him nor Nor Hafiz has made a single prata. Not a single one. So yar, i guess they are fully on track to taking over the Prata industry.)
please ah lid... nanti kita buat satu hari apa kata... sounds like a challenge. mas amacam??? nanti chalet kita buat ahh.
Sultanah, did somebody wipe out my memory of this kitten?? Cos seriously I don't remember any kucing.. and definitely not the poo poo part....
Actually kan.. my most memorable time in the SC room was when the lot of us (stepped down from office already, but well... still need the room) skipped that aerobics thing that they make us do before T-chers day celebrations (i think) every year. Councillors who have to prep for the concert are usually exempted. But obviously when you've stepped down, you don't get that privilege anymore.
Anyway, we cleverly arranged all sofas and lockers such that we can hide or be out of view from the door. I was on one of the sofas, enjoying my morning breakfast of instant cereal in a mug. Varun, Farkhan, were chilling out on some other sofas. Hafiz, Shikin, some other junior councillors, Ashedah, Sarah were wrapping gifts, working at the tables hidden behind the lockers.
And then.
"SH*T HIDE! BARNEY'S COMING!"
The place suddenly became like a war-zone at a paintball game. I crawled under a table after saving my precious mug. but I realised that it wasn't a safe place. I made my way behind the lockers. Varun and Farkhan DOVE behind their sofas. People were hiding everywhere. Btw, we always turned the lights off to 'avoid suspicion'.
Barney approaching the door: Councillors! Are you here?!?!
All of our hearts were in our throats. We didn't lock the room from inside. we were so dead.
Barney INSIDE THE ROOM: Is anyone in here??
Me mouthing/whispering to juniors: GO GO GO.. just tell her you got permission! go meet her, just get her away from here!
Ashedah/Sarah to Barney: Yea? Oh we're busy wrapping gifts for the TEACHERS.. for the concert later... We got permission to not go for the exercise..
Somehow Barney didn't take a step further into the room.... Seriously it was amazing how everyone could 'disappear' so fast. I still have the mental image of the boys DIVING.
Wait wait, who's barney?
(At a CC in eunos, after helping out at HR's dad's stall at a carnival)
Sekapur Sireh to this pakcik at CC: Cik, sini ade tempat sembahyang?
Pakcik: (in a kurang ajar tone) Takde lah.
Walid: (while turning away) Kirakan orang kat sini semue tak sembahyang ah...
Pakcik: Eh mat, jangan biadab boleh tak? Ape kau cakap???
Walid: Ape? Saya cuma tanye, kirekan orang kat sini tak sembahyang kat sini ah?
(The pakcik wasn't satisfied with the answer and a fight almost broke out. Before matters got worse, Sekapur Sireh left the scene)
(5 mins later)
Mas'uud: Eh lid, asal kau cakap gitu tadi?
Walid: Ape? Aku tanye je. Tanye pun salah ke?
Mas'uud: Tanye tak salah, tanye baik-baik LAGI tak salah.
Walid: (Betul jugak cakap deni. Damn,this guy's good)
Oh Barney tu Barnabas... PE teacher.. one of them anyways..
Wah, so we did reach 300 ey? Wohoo! So yar, hope you guys enjoyed this little trip down memory lane.
And on behalf of all the contributors of the 300 comments, allow me to end in the way we always do....
Sampai di sini,
Persembahan kami......
Salah dan silap.
Harap dimaafi......
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