Without a doubt, and I’m sure I’m speaking for my counterparts as well, the 2 years (or 3 for some!) we spent at TPJC was truly maginificent, possibly the best times of our life, or at the very least, close to it. So here’s a trip down memory lane, a very light-hearted entry dedicated to the TPJCians of my batch, particularly the Student Lounge Gang. For the rest who do not get this entry, I really apologise. Allow us to engage in some acts of self-indulgence.
(I will divide these “memories” into sub-parts; since there are too many inevitably some will be left out, so please add in the comments for those who remember)
First three months:
Mas’uud: Kau belum tengok abang dia bodoh.
Mas’uud and Suhairi, to each other: Hmm, which one of us is she looking at?
Mas’uud: (amidst dramatic scenes after posting results) Nangis mangis, lapar tetap makan.
Haikal: Siapa nak solat 2nd round?
Glory Bernabas: (while holding her flabby stomach) 4.9 percent of TPJCians are overweight.
Akmal: 4 percent of those fats are hers.
Sports (general):
Aspiring Soccer Player: Soccer is the place to be!
Soccer-reject: There’s always hockey.
Hockey-reject: There’s always HNF.
Soccer:
Samad: DON’T CALL ME COACH!
Abu Dzar: I’m the Arts Fac top scorer.
Nordin to Walid: I think u’re the answer to our right-back problems.
Nordin to Walid: (1 month later) Err, Walid, u’re a bad influence to the team, I don’t need you here anymore.
Nordin to Suhairi: Thanks for the warm-up.
Hockey:
Taufiq: (while 2-0 down, yes u read correctly, down, at half-time) Guys, the opponents are breaking down. I can sense it.
Rizhan to Samad: (every training) Sir, I have to go home early.
Centre bench-ers: When will we ever start a game?
Hockey gals: Let’s celebrate like we won the world cup, coz we scored a goal. Doesn’t matter if we’re 8-1 down!
Hafiz Razak to hockey team: (after every game) Eh, berape kosong?
Dikir:
Nor Hafiz: Eh kita buat lagu ni ah!
Nor Hafiz: Kite kene pakai baju kurung, tu melambangkan orang Melayu.
Saiful: Kite pakai selipar ah, tu pun melambangkan org Melayu.
Hafiz Jap: Kawan-kawan, aku ade belikan baju dikir utk korang, Lawa gile punye.
Saiful to Miri: Mane CD aku?
Miri to Saiful: (while throwing the CD) Nah, amek ni!
Miri: (20 secs later) Eh, asal hidung aku berdarah?
Suhairi to Dikir Guys: Guys, I need you all to embarrass yourselves like never before, coz I wanna apologize to Ayu.
Dikir Guys: (during performance) Wahai Cik Adik, jangan marah sangat......
Fazli: Eh boleh serious tak korang, besok ni, next week tu.
Mas’uud to Ayu: Ayu, siape karut?
Ayu to Mas’uud: Aku ah.
Mas’uud to Ayu: Aku tau kau karut, tapi siape karut?
Mohsin:
Mohsin to Akmal: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Mohsin to Didi: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Mohsin to Hafiz Razak: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Mohsin to everyone: Eh, pak yap ah, 5 minit je.
Moshin to Sekapur Sireh: Aku ade advice utk korang, jangan makan sotong....
Student Lounge:
Fazli: Jennah, oh jennah.....
Fazli: MATI! MATI!
Everybody when they waiting for their turn for Super Mario: Hang ah! Hang ah!
Walid: (from outside lounge) Lepas ni aku ah.
Mohsin: ISH, AKU ADE GP!
Mohsin: YES! AKU DAPAT NOMBOR!
Ayu: Jom, kite makan each other!
Sekapur Sireh to Shikin: Weeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......
Nadia to KY: (lifts shirt) KYYYYYY.......
Luqman: (during his visit to TPJC) Hmm, no wonder these guys always win at taitee.
Eve of National Day during year 2:
Haikal: (Lies on floor, shaking vigorously)
Didi and Akmal: (crowds around Haikal, laughing and smiling)
Jen: (runs towards Haikal)
Walid to Jen: Jangan layan Jen, die tengah bedek.
Jen to Walid: Ni kalau betul-betul baru kau tau.
(And the rest, as they say, was history.)
General:
Step Hero: Ape-ape jadi, JANGAN LARI.
Step Hero: (10 secs later) Eh semue lari!
Didi, Hafiz Razak, Mas’uud: (while falling down from and getting back up the slope) Eh ni slope pergi mane ah?
Mak Faidah to Sekapur Sireh: Eh korang tak tau nak balik ke????
Mak Mohsin to Sekapur Sireh: Eh korang buat ilmu eh?
Bapak Mas’uud: (while walking along the corridors) Mane kasut Suhairi ni?
Ashraf: Eh ni perahu Sang Nia utama ke ape? (Eh sorry2, this is an NUS Reperio joke, just couldn’t resist)
Akmal, Mohsin and Mas'uud: (whispers in their hearts) Eh, dah 1 jam kat BK ni, satu game pun Walid tak kalah?
So that’s all from me, looking forward to your input!
About Me
- Walid
- When Joseph Stalin died, 1 million people wept at his funeral. This despite Stalin having killed 2 million of his own people throughout his reign. My point? For every person in the world, there will be people who says he's nice, and there will be people whos says he's not. I am no different. So what type of person I am really depends on which side you're on.
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Mas'uud and Walid to dikir boys: Eh suhairi (presiden MCS) kata niari dikir cancel ah...
Dikir guys: Eh? ok lah. Since dia dah cancel ape kita leh buat.
Mas'uud and Walid to Suhairi (5mins later): Eh budak2 kata dorang tak nak ade dikir ah niari...
Suhairi: Eh? alamak. ok lah since dorang dah tak nak. Dikir training niari cancel ah.
Mas'uud and Walid to each other: tak sangka kau otak geliga, otak penipu...
Fazli (while doing a dikir move): (blinks)
Saiful: Wow!
Fazli (while doing another dikir move): (blinks twice)
Saiful: Wowow!
Yazid (first 3 months while about to lose his 30th taitee game with sekapur sireh) to sekapur sireh: Korang pernah dgr tAp? (while showing 2 doubles and a single as a five card combination)
Haikal: tAp aku tak pernah, trAp aku tau (while putting all his remaining cards in the deck and hence winning the game)
Yazid: (dumbfounded thinks in his mind, "damn, these guys are good.")
(someone holding his last card while playing taitee and about to win)
Everyone else: WHO-OH-OOHH!! #)(&^^@$@%$e$%@@%^&*((^@*$*@$ (throws all their cards onto the table)
Taitee almost-winner: (deflated) sial ah korang....
Haikal: Handcuff. Period.
Rules Of Taitee (SL Edition)
No 1: If you cheat and you are not caught within 10 seconds, you are allowed to get away with it.
No 2: A 66999 or a 66699 or something in that respect is called a five of a kind and trumps any other hand.
No 3: If you are losing and do not want to lose face, you are allowed to mess up all the cards, hence, ending the game with no winner.
No 4: If you want to hide your cards, be it in the cupboard, your pockets or under your seat, be sure to return the card(s) back to the deck when a new game starts.
Hafiz Razak to Commander Lee: Sir, I don't understand. Why you like to 'whoooi' ah?
(Walid had taken a pink form earlier to skip class and was supposed to be sick)
Edward Chu: WALID!!!
Walid and Mohsin: Eh buat bodoh je.. Eksyen tak dengar..
Edward Chu: (sounding angrier) WALID!! WALID!!
Mohsin: Eh dia dah nampak kau ah.. Pegi je ah..
(Walid walked up to Edward Chu, wary of the impending doom he was about to face)
Edward Chu: (in a nice, caring voice) Eh.. You ok already ah?? Oh ok ok..
Sekapur Sireh(after Hafiz Razak cracks an inside joke abt 1st 3mths) to Hafiz Razak: Mcm maner kau tau? Kau maner ader during 1st 3 mths??
Eh asal dia lari ke tepi je ah?? Macam ketam??
(Regarding a certain someone while playing soccer on the court)
Mas'uud(while performing dikir at a wedding): Tengok lah sikit!
Walid: Eh korang nak tengok aku lari?
Didi: Alley.. Chek-goo..
Walid: Eh aku rasa aku bleh menang ah.. Aku the fastest sprinter in TP.. (shortly before coming in last in the 100 m dash)
Eh hello! I was never last eh. I was the 6th fastest person in TPJC tau. Haha.
but fazli once thought he was the fastest... before turning around to see the other runners hiding under titanic!!
Walid to Haikal: Eh Haikal, asal kau pandai-pandai bilang Shinderjeet aku suka die sak? Kan skrg die dah perasan.
Haikal to Walid: Okay okay, aku settlekan.
(5 mins later)
Haikal: Eh aku dah settlekan. Aku suruh die bilang shinderjeet yang kau suka liyana tan. Haha.
Walid: HAIKAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinderjeet: Actually, I like Mohsin.
Nenek Mas'uud (while on the phone): Kasut tak tinggal sini.
Nordin to Walid: Walid, you Muzlim or not? Muzlim right? Then don't say drink beer lah. Say yoghurt or what.
According to certain Sekapur Sireh conditions, missing Friday prayers is permissible. Here are some of them.
Condition Number 47: Bus number 293 is late.
Condition Number 153: Bus number 293 is full.
Condition Number 362: Sports Day falls on a Friday.
Walid: Kau tak pergi HNF camp? Wasted seh. Gerek sak.
Walid to Didi: (Jokingly,after Didi arrives late for HNF camp) di, balik sudah Di. Merepek ah camp. Haha.
Didi: (Betul-betul balik)
We are HNF indeed,
Just fitness is what we need.
We know how we got this far,
Cos we all from TPJC-ah.
Fazli: Hhhhhhhhhh nf. Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nf. Tecer Tecer and Tecer for HNF. Pipip (Hooray). Pipip (hooray). Pipip (hooray)
Hafiz Magnus: Keep your eggs!
Fazli to Hafiz Magnus: You want the egg so much right, take it! (smashes it on Hafiz's shirt)
To pass the time in SL, we, the Sekapur Sireh love to toss coins in front of Hidayah K.
Suhairi: (falls in the penalty box in a friendly) Arrrrrrrrrgggghhhh! Pain! Pain!
Ref: (blows whistle) Penalty!
Suhairi: (gets up and runs normally)
(While entering the toilet)
Everybody:
Miri dengan Zahrah,
K.Y. dengan Atikah.
Suhairi dengan Juriah,
Walid dengan Khartika.
HEYYY!
Khartika to Akmal: Akmal, you're my soul mate.
Eh ape ni? Name2 yang tak patut keluar semue dah kluar kat blog aku??//
(On teachers day, while Mr Chow was teaching in a class)
Sekapur Sireh: MR CHOOOWWW! Serbu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (everybody starts to grab him and tried to topple him, Mas'uud grabbed his leg)
Nordin: The Indians invented the zero so give zero to them.
A typical Haikal joke:
Haikal: Kau tahu ni pokok apa? Ni pokok Tampines. Hur hur hur.
Walid to Suhairi's Mum: Cik, ku-riah Cik sedap eh.
Mas'uud to Suhairi's Mum: Cik, pu-riah brape pakcik balik?
Haikal to Suhairi's Mum: Cik, nak pergi tampines mart mcm mane nak ja-riah dari sini?
Akmal to Suhairi's Mum: Channel su-riah tgh tunjuk ape Cik?
Ashraf to Suhairi's Mum: Nasi Go-riah ni boleh tahan jugak Cik.
Nor Hafiz to Suhairi's Mum: Hari raya Cik satu keluarga pakai baju bo-riah eh?
Jen to Suhairi's Mum: Cik,Suhairi dulu seko-riah mane?
sekapur sireh to each other(while selling salt at some cemetery): Korang semua dgr bunyi anjing tu? Ah2 seh dari mana seh tu? (nobody could answer)
Mohsin to sekapur sireh (Later on that night with fear and confidence in his eyes): Oh korang tak nampak eh tadi? aku nampak ade satu anjing, mata dia merah lagi.
Sekapur sireh (knowing the high credibility of mohsin's words): Ish kau biar betul? Kita semua tak nampak pun...
Mohsin (unhappy with the response): Ade lah!
Haikal (with no relation to the above conversation, at the bus stop near the cemetery): Eh camna nak balik tpjc ah?...Ah ape2 bus datang, naik je...naik je...
Mohsin to sekapur sireh (at the end of year 1): Eh sesedara aku perempuan coming to TPJC...
Walid to Mohsin: Sedara kau amacam?
Mohsin to sekapur sireh: Entah eh, but if there's one thing i know about her... dia WILD ah.
Mas'uud to Mohsin: WILD mcmana?
Mohsin (angrily explains what he meant): dia WILD ah!
Walid (sometime in year 2, after sesedara mohsin has entered TPJC): Eh aku tgk sedara kau tak mcm wild je?
Mohsin (looking totally, ya i mean like totally clueless) to walid: huh? ape kau merepek?
Walid: Kan last year kau kata sedara kau wild?
Mohsin (completely thinking that walid is up to his nonsense again, angrily): mana aku ade cakap! merepek ah kau.
Walid (after confirming with mas and some other sekapur sireh guys): Eh ade lah, kau cakap seh!
Mohsin: mana ade... gila pe kau. kalau aku cakap, mesti aku ingat pe.
Walid: eh sin, aku ade proposition utk kau. aku kahwin ngan adik aku satu. Pastu harta kita leh split 50:50. amacam?
Mohsin: Ah ye.
Mas'uud (from the background): eh sin steak (yg mak kau suruh bagi kita) tu bila kita nak makan?
Mohsin: Ah ye.
mohsin to haikal: kau tau ape muzzle? aku muzzle kan kau baru tau.
mohsin when asked to lepak at raimah when he was still staying at kembangan: jauuh ah..
in SL on our official last day in sch.
suhairi: eh lid kau tgk commercial bola yg pasal..
mas:(with full of enthusiasm) ah yg timbang2 tu kan?
suhairi: (equally enthusiastic cos at least someone knows) ah2
mas: ah2.. yg timbang katak tu kan (continues studying aft dis line when all the rest was already rolling on the floor)
fazli after his brother's wedding
fazli: ah nanti aku kasi korang bile kat skola.
us 4 yrs later: eh asal sampai skrg blom dpt ape2 nie??
One early morning, takder kerje nak buat...
Ayu: Some call this men, the greatest entertainers on earth... Flying without wings... Defying physical limitations....
(cue Suhairi & Walid)
Let the bodies hit the floor!!!!!
ehh..i dont understand but im still laughing when i read your inside jokes. Boleh imagine la korang nye merepek. i've been ard u guys for too long(padahal one sem aje. haha)
anyway, apesal tak write about jokes pat chinese lesson?? i feel left out!! haha.
(someone referring to auntie ahpui from titanic): eh apa tu?
(at sentosa, after running and jumping off from walid's back to water)
Suhairi to walid: k lid kau punye turn
(walid's turn)
Suhairi: @#$*%#$@#!*#%@!!!
Walid: Sori ah tak leh resist ah
(after meeting anyone Haikal knows)
Walid to Haikal: sape tu?
Haikal to Walid: oh kau tak kenal lid....
Norhafiz: hey angkat bag ah letak sana...
Luqman dunman: ah ah lah... nanti bag bau longkang.
and eversince he is the mang-kang
Mas'uud: Ahhh ni pisang. (While handing the pengantin with a huge, big long yellow banana from under his kain)
Hahahahahaha. I've not checked my blog for just 12 hours, and 16 comments to be moderated eh? Haha. I'm laughing like crazy lah! iI'm sure you guys/gals are as well, for those who understand that is!
And Aini, it's a TPJC entry! Haha. Chinese class NUS. So, sorry!
People, keep the comments going!
(During Aerobics Marathon)
Ayu and Noraidah: Hmm...expected no of participants ah.
Mas'uud: Yang tak expected Samad datang.
Nor Hafiz: Nasib bak aku bawak budak2 council.
(After Aerobics Marathon)
Rizhan to HNF: Eh asal poster lebih banyak dari participants?
one day at al mukminin (in jurong)..
mang kang to masuud: eh aku pening ah nak gi toilet (at the same time angkat beg)
(masuud aft realising mang kang is gone for sometime gives him a call)
mangkang: eh aku dh balik (mangkang lives in pasir ris)
(few minutes later mang kang calls masuud)
mangkang: eh kunci rumah aku pada kau ah
on a trip to genting..
(aft endless and incessant talk by akmal and saiful about positive and negative Gs, and aft the two went for a ride)
haikal to walid and masuud: nie bukan Gs sak.. nie Jesus!
Dayah TK: My boyfriend's name is Kelvin.
(Few days later in the lounge)
Fazli to Sekapur Sireh: Kelvin cina ah, confirm, aku pernah nampak.
Susan Chan to Fazli: Fazli, come to my office to collect your long-service award.
Mas'uud to Jannah Arts'dad: Wah, sedap betul ni macaroni.
one day,after hockey training
fazli: kalau walid dgn haikal tak dpt masuk kite semua jgn join..
(two months later)
-while watching fazli during training-
haikal: kata kalau kite tak masuk die tak join?
during piramid game..
(category of things i bring to sch)
al yazid: -opens and close hands like a book-
walid: pakau!
another pyramid game moment
al yazid: ape yang warna hijau, masam2 sikit?
walid: bapak kau!
(Continuation of Haji's earlier comment)
Fazli: Dorang (Rauf and Samad) ade 2 orang je, kite ade, (starts counting) 1, 2, 3......., 11 orang!
and at the end of it all 9 of them (minus haikal and walid) were all in hockey. so much for kite ade 11 org..
before the last day of A-Levels (which happen to fall on 2nd day of Raya)
walid: ah korang masih ade paper?
those taking physics: ah2 sak
walid: takpe ah mcq kan? ah?! essay?!
(the rest clearly agitated)
walid: takpe ah.. pagi kan.. ah?! petang?!
those taking physics: diam ah lid!
Walid: Ape-ape jadi this year aku tanak pergi dance fest ah.
Haikal and Akmal: Ah, kite pun ah gitu.
(on the day on dance fest)
Haikal and Akmal: (after seeing Walid at the bus-stop, all dressed up) OI!
Walid: (runs as fast as possible)
during jalan raya..
izhar's dad: sembahyang tu personal, personal
another raya incident..
(at haji kamil's house)
masuud: eh korang nk di ha-mil pe?
(time nak balik n tgh salam2)
walid: eh sepu-mil eh?!
Since we're on the topic of raya incidents.....
In 2002:
Sekapur Sireh To Hafiz Razak: Eh gi rumah kau ah.
Hafiz Razak: Rumah aku takde orang ah.
In 2003:
Sekapur Sireh To Hafiz Razak: Eh gi rumah kau ah.
Hafiz Razak: Rumah aku takde orang ah.
In 2004:
Sekapur Sireh To Hafiz Razak: Eh gi rumah kau ah.
Hafiz Razak: Rumah aku takde orang ah.
Every subsequent year, till 2007:
Sekapur Sireh To Hafiz Razak: Eh gi rumah kau ah.
Hafiz Razak: Rumah aku takde orang ah.
every raya..
walid: eh simei under construction ah..
akmal during one of his 'kaya' moments..
akmal: ape korang nak korang order je!
(goes somewhere. after realising akmal has been gone for sometime)
mas: eh die nk buat mcm pak haji dlm crite nasib do re mi pe?
Ingat ke tak eh kau, walid...
During HNF camp (1st nite kena makan maggi takder flavour setakat mee ajer)
Walid to Ayu (with Fazli and Miri around): Aku dapat makan candle light dinner dengan kau ah...
(During 1st three months)
Walid to everyone: Eh kau dah?
Everyone: Dah ape?
Walid: Dadu.
(Soon after)
Walid to everyone: Eh kau haida?
Everyone: Haida ape?
Walid: Haidadu.
during soccer training..
nordin:u saw that or not? penalti ah!
nordin: make sure u all don't injure your friends ah just to get a place for example right back ah (just after walid said, eh aku nk tackle abbas ah jadi dpt jadi right back)
Haha, aku betul2 tak ingat. Serious. Haha. Ni aku ingat though:
(During PT at HNF camp)
Suhairi: Arrrggghhhh! (falls down whle doing jumping jacks, thus was given permission to fall out)
Suhairi to Walid: (after PT) Tadi aku eksyen je, pasal dah penat. Haha.
library moment..
mas' howdown abt walid: a perfect resemblance of a proboscis monkey..
walid: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!
Teacher in-charge: get out of the library!
at the canteen..
the sireh gang..
all: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!
cikgu suhana (came from classroom): eh awak pikir nie pasar geylang ke ape?!
during walid's history tutorial..
-fire alarm rang just before andrew lim checked walids work- (for the record die tak buat)
at the field..
gabriel: walid!! you right walid!! @@$$##@%%!%@!!
At faedah herr's house. Saiful pours syrup water on haikal's back while he's lying down.
Haikal (angrily): OI! ape kau!??!
Saiful (even more angrily): Kau ni! badan besar pun tak leh kena air!
one evening at MPH.
Walid talking to mas'uud about Austin Powers movie and lauging.
Suhairi (sincerely very interested to know what's the joke about): Eh ape benda korang tgh ketawa?
Mas'uud (being the sympathetic one enlightens him): Oh kau fat bastard?
Suhairi: ah asal?
Mas'uud: Pantat dia. Sebelah. Kepala bapak kau!
Suhairi: hahaha!(in his mind thinking "come to think of it... betul jugak eh. Damn this guy's good.")
Mas'uud and walid continues their conversation.
good memories ah~~~
i) i learnt how to play taitee
ii) i learnt how to cheat in taitee
iii) i learnt a good place to go to if i wanted to skip class
iv) dapat buat kawan baru~~~~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
oh yes, walid, i still remember the very 1st day of 3 mths, when you suddenly came up to me and said, hi rahayu...
Sial ah! aku ingat kau mana punyer stalker sak!
during hnf camp ragging,
Instructor faris: oh, so think i nice rite?! u think i very kind right?
down 10!
LOUDER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY GRANDMOTHER CAN SHOUT LOUDER THAN YOU!
After ragging:
Instructor faris: eh guys, just want to say sorry ah for just now.
I didn't mean those things.
one of masuud's rare tak kelakar moment..
mas: ade budak nie.. *giggles* mak die suruh beli kelapa parut..*giggles*.. skali bile die balik..*giggles* die dh botak.. *giggles*
the rest:???!!! ape sak??!
Opening of manifestasi '03. Escorting while playing the kumpang the guest of honor into the audi.
Walid realizes mas'uud is playing a different beat from the rest.
Walid: eh mas, kau main ape?
Mas'uud: Main je asal bole. Dorang bukan nye tau.
Walid: (damn, this guy's good.)
(Maths lecture, Akmal's phone rings very loudly)
Akmal: (shouting while walking out of the LT) HELLO!! HELLO!!!
(Akmal bumps into Walid in the canteen, causing him to drop his plate)
Walid: Eh wat's ur problem??
(They start fighting while the others try to pull them apart while laughing and hitting them at the same time)
Makcik jual makan: Eh jangan gaduh! jangan gaduh!
at a soccer tournament, after hearing the VJ students shouting the "V-Viva-VivalaVictory" cheer.
Abbas: "T! Tipa! TipalaTampines!"
Ashraf: Eh kau tau pulau ubin ade masjid??
oi! apa yg "come to think of it, betul jugak"???
(in "student lounge" at Haida's house)
Walid: eh korang ta..
the rest: WAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
(short silence)
Walid: eh korang ta..
the rest: WAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
sweet sweet memories sak lid....
Ah ah sak Bad. Nothing can beat those years. Aku bace entry ni and comments terus macam nak masuk JC balik sak, serious.
(in the student lounge)
Suhairi: eh asal walid nyer econs essay kat blakang metal drawer ni?
Haikal: eh sape makan ayam abes buang kat blakang metal drawer ni?
Walid: eh cane leh ada satu card taitee kat blakang metal drawer ni? Haikal!!!!
seruan satria kirana... perjuang seni budaya bangsa...
bring it home lid...
masuud and suhairi and norhafiz and mangkang and haikal praying. mangkang get up from sujud and hit the bed next to him. after prayers,
masuud: hey, tadi mangkang bangun macam bear.
today is friday... ding dah ding dah ding. (while putting on our sunglasses) the crowds went wild...
Fahmi: baik pinkie...
after teachers day performance,
walid: excuse me, anyone saw my sunglasses please pass it back infront. (while everyone leaving the hall and the dikir boys jumping around taking pics)
fazli boleh pegang goal post.
Amin:I am the KY...
Everybody (in high pitch):"KY"... Amin:you can call khairuddin.
Everybody (in high pitch): "KHAIRUDDIN".
Amin: I am the Masuud
Everybody (in high pitch): "MASUUD"
Amin: I got the apOOstefeee....
Everybody (in high pitch: "apOOstefee"
Amin: I am the akmal.
Everybody (in high pitch): "AKMAL"
Amin: I like to char cu ah
Everybody (in high pitch): "CHAR CU AH".
Best cheer ever:
Everywhere we go..
Waater..
Ppl want to know..
Waater..
Who we are..
Waater..
Where we come from..
Waater..
So we tell them..
Waater..
We are from Water..
Waater..
Mighty mighty Water..
Waater..
Super duper Water..
Waater..
One and only Water..
Waater..
Hi! Guess where we are right now? El-Sheikh! Yup...we are here! Guess who are 'we'? What we ordered? Definitely not the same crap that we ordered that time! Fanciful names but the food sucks....gosh that was years ago that I can't even recall the place.
Waiting for our food now.......hope not as long as tt time..........hey 'my fren' just reminded me! It's SAMAR!
Hahahh. Sorry menyelit.
But i didnt realise mas'uud is that crappy ahhh.
Almost all name die. Haha :))
Princess Jasmine, despite this being a TPJC entry, I welcome your comments, coz I agree whole-heartedly! Food there sucks! Haha. Still remember that day. Haha.
And Fana, kau belum kenal Mas'udd ah. Serious. Haha.
Fiz, kau ni memang ah. Skrg aku tak leh get lagu tu out of my head! Aaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhh! Hmm... 1 entry pasal tu coming up lah! Since kau suruh aku take it away! Utk kau lah Fiz!
100 comments eh? In less than 24 hours. HIDUP TPJC!
Sorry, in less than 48 hours. Haha. Tetap, HIDUP TPJC!
Amin: i am the walid..
the rest: waaaaliiid....
Amin: I am the he he he..
the rest: he he heeeee....
Amin: I'm just a Mas'uud.
The Rest: Masssss'uuuuuuud.
Amin: I have a apostrophe.
The Rest: Apostropheeeeeeeeeee
tu dah ada lah lid..
Ah damn! Ok Bad, seri seri seri seri (sorry sorry sorry sorry).
Botah Chew to Walid: As punishment for skipping 1 month of PE, you need to run 60 rounds.
Walid: Sir, 60 rounds along the track ah?
Botak Chew: (in an angry tone) THEN? 60 rounds here is it you think? (starts running in a 20cm by 30 cm rectangular shape)
bang, bang, bang, bang, sape mati??
Sorry farhana, notice that my name is mentioned here a lot because these things happen only when i am with another member of the sekapur sireh gang. It's like I become a different person when i am with them. Oh and most of the things are actually said by other ppl in the gang but because semua dah lupa who really said it...so then I become the "victim".
To tell you the truth, i was not like this at all before i went to TPJC. (actually, before jumpa walid. Jokeng, jokeng...but seriously.) Walid will tell you the exact same thing. Betul tak lid?
First 3 mths. First meetings with walid.
Norhafiz: Eh amacam?
Walid (looking as if he's seen Norhafiz with this person he knows before): Kau kenal bob?
Norhafiz: Bob? you mean spongebob?
Walid: bukan.(ask me bob mana lah!)
Norhafiz: hmm... bob mana?
Walid: (yes!) B$#%@ bapak kau.
Norhafiz: laughing forcefully.(Is this guy for real?)
Suhairi: Eh amacam? Nama aku badrul. eh bukan. nama aku sazali. eh bukan. nama aku suhairi. kau?
Walid: (again looking as if he's seen suhairi with this person he knows before): OH kau suhairi eh? eh Kau kenal Ani?
Suhairi: Ani? Ani mana?
Walid: AAHH NII!! (while...#$@*&@$#)
Suhairi: (I need to get out of this school... fast)
Walid (looking very concerned): Eh kau free? ikut kita gi CGH ah visit merissa(i can't recall her name), dia sakit masuk hospital ah.
Mas'uud (who da hell is that? but this guy looks like a decent honest guy so...): Boleh ah.
Mas'uud (while on the bus to CGH): eh nanti camna aku nak balik dari sana eh?
Walid (with an evil-looking face mas'uud almost could not recognize): itu lah kau punye pasal! hahahaha!!! (starts laughing) hahaha!!!
Mas'uud: (finally, I have found myself a friend! huh?)
which other dikir grp thinks more abt their gimmicks then anything else for their performances?
didi: duluKAN (with the "kan" in a very high pitch)...
sometimes there's even a gimmick in gimmick
didi(in the middle of a gimmick where everyone faces to one direction except walid) to walid:
lid, sana lah bodoh.
Haha, Fana, ALL the things we mentiones using Mas'uud's name were really his comments.
About not being like this before he met me, erm, erm........
(During Jalan Raya)
Dilah's Mum to Dilah: Si budak Walid tu handsome eh.
Ayu's Mum To Ayu: Si budak Walid tu handsome eh.
Noraidah's Mum to Noraidah: Si budak Walid tu handsome eh.
(you can verify with all 3 of them whether this took place!)
Dilah to Dilah's mum: Handsome??!! Maner ader??
Ayu To Ayu's Mum: Handsome??!! Maner ader??
Noraidah to Noraidah's: Handsome??!! Maner ader??
Mohsin to Sekapur Sireh: Aku kat dalam MRT. Abeh tak alih-alih, terJoJol.
Al-Yazid to Walid: Kita menang eh pyramid game? Tak kick eh, takde challenge.
Walid to Al-Yazid: Tengok ah siape opponents kita; Mas'uud dgn Suhairi, Norhafiz dgn Mang-kang etc. Mane ade fight sak....
(HNF Camp)
Organizers: This year we have 2 joint best campers, since they are equally good. Walid and Akmal!
(The foundations for 'best faci' were laid on this day)
(During Inter-Fac Soccer)
Walid to Abbas: Abbas, kalau kite leading masukkan Rizhan ah, die boleh slow the pace of the game down.
Masu'ud (in the student lounge while learning physics / reading the sports section of the new paper): Eh korang, kalau paraguay main bola jadi apa
Everyone: Apa
Masu'ud: Parabola
NI kelakar nak mampos.. thanks eh lid for reliving the good old times
-shikin-
khas buat budak2 Satria Kirana..
Berdiri sama tinggi
Duduk sama bertentangan
Dua tahun kan bersama
Pahlawan Satria Kirana
Menjunjung titah
Pejuang seni budaya
Pendukung seni, generasi, di hari muka..
Satria,
dikau lambang kemegahan
mencorak, budaya
menjunjung titah bangsa..
melayar, bahtera di tengah samudera
takkan satria sirna di minda
Satria,
dikaulah permata
pendukung adat seni budaya
warisan bangsa..
pertahan, tamadun berzaman
dengan penuh keyakinan
ikhwan, taulan nan berkekalan..
Songfest 2003
(Suhairi playing guitar, Jen playing rebana, Haikal to "masuk")
Suhairi and Jen: (alamak haikal salah masuk pulak...takpe2 sambung main je)
(2nd try Haikal "masuk", this time correctly)
Haikal: jika ada kesilapanku, maafkanlah diriku oh sayang...
(crowd went wild)
dikir performance at manifest 2003
awok2: bengkak, bengkak, bengkak hati bengkak! bengkak, bengkak, bengkak hati bengkak!
(tukang karut(haikal) dgn gumbira lompat betul2 depan tok juara, (suhairi))
(while gimmick still ongoing, haikal still gelek2-ing)
haikal to suhairi: eh join aku ah joget2!
suhairi to haikal: kau GILER per?!
Jalan Raya: 2002
(on the way to Zahrah's house)
Sekapur Sireh to each other: Zahrah rumah besar, bapak dia pilot lagi, mesti kurang-kurang 10 dollar kita dapat.
(after Zahrah's house)
Sekapur Sireh to each other: Tell me that didn't just happen.
Jalan Raya: 2003
(Sekapur Sireh still hadn't learnt the lesson of size of wealth having no co-relation to the amount of duit raya given)
(On the way Nazrin's house)
Sekapur Sireh to each other:
Nazrin rumah besar, bapak dia ade 2kereta lagi, mesti kurang-kurang 10dollar kita dapat.
(After Nazrin's house)
Sekapur Sireh to each other: Tell me that didn't just happen.
(Outside Old Chang Hospital)
Mohsin to Sekapur Sireh: Guys, aku ade bad feeling ah. Aku kalau ade bad feeling selalu benda tak baik jadi tau, for eg last time wallet Syai hilang. So it's wise kalau kite tak masuk sekarang.
(Sekapur Sireh believed him becase he is a man of integrity, and took his advice)
(Few days later)
Walid to Syai: Syai, kau pernah hilang wallet time Mohsin said he had a 'bad feeling' eh?
Syai: Mane ade? Detu merepek sak.
(Few days later)
Walid to Mohsin: Oi! Mane Syai ade hilang wallet?
Mohsin: (with a totally clueless look on his face) Ape sak? Ape yang hilang wallet?
Walid: Kau hari tu cakap pe!
Mohsin: (giving his standard answer) Ape sak, kalau aku cakap, mesti aku ingat pe.
Shikin, no worries. I enjoyed writing this entry as much as you enjoyed reading it.=)
Damn, every TPJCian is feeling nostalgic now.
farhanah to Mr Aproostopheeee.
Hahah..sempat nak defend!
Oh nolahh. I just didnt know the funnny side of u. To think u look serious 99.99% of the time i see you :)
And walid,aku not from tpjc pun macam jealous!!Reading abt hw much fun u guys had! :)
Ni story related by Walid...
*Walid (laughs first before even telling the joke) Kau nak dgr story smalam?*
Samuel Kwek: Kasmira, where were you during maths yesterday?
Kasmira: Ah, sick bay sir..
Samuel Kwek: (suspicious but cannot really prove anything)Sick bay ah? Ok..
*another classmate Aisha comes rushing to class late*
Samuel Kwek: Aisha, where were you during maths yesterday?
Aisha: Ah, sick bay sir..
Samuel Kwek: Sick bay? Did you see Kasmira?
Aisha: Huh? No..
*Walid: Samuel Kwek terus geleng kepala sak.. Hahahahahah*
Guys, though I'm not in your gang. Somehow I love the comments esp those jokes from Masu'ud. Somehow can visualise his straight & innocent face while saying that. Lol ;-)
Aku, Walid, Haikal ngan Salihin ngah duduk lepak. Aku baru habis story pasal Kan Biolan, former Temasek Sec teacher who went to VS. Everybody laughs hysterically.
Salihin: Ah aku pun ada satu cerita pasal dia.
(Relates story)
(Story ends)
(Stunned silence)
Walid: Abeh ape climax dia!?!?!?
edward chu, upon opening the SL door: I told you all keep the door open right.. i lock this door den you all know..
then he saw sekapur sireh playing with cards: wat are you all doing? i said no card games here right?
walid to edward chu: no sir, we're actually doing magic. Here i show you..
Walid proceeded to show edward chu some magic..
Edward chu to walid: Walid you're very good ah..
He then left w/o saying another word..
one day(like many other days) walid was late for sch..
unfortunately for him, tt day(like many other days) he got caught by edward chu.
however tt day(UNlike many other days) susan chan was also there.
So walid got scolded upside down by edward chu for coming in late..
After susan chan left, walid and edward chu looked at each other.. and smiled ;)
Teacher's Day dikir performance
awok2: satria....satria kirana...pejuang...seni dan budaya! yahya gila!
after dikir training
walid: eh besok satu org bawak kain pelekat ah..
weizhong: eh i got plekat..i got 3 at home..my auntie give me..
the rest: how come ur auntie give u pelekat?
weizhong: yalah..playcard rite?
anyone up for another "socquash" tournament??
During the graduation tea concert in 03, Syarifah and Shikin were supposed to sing "Live your dream"... the moment shikin walks on stage...
Walid, Haikal & Co: ALAMAAAK BALEK, BALEK
(Shikin then proceeds to forget the way the song begins...)
lol
prematch teamtalk, at padang mango
luqman: i've always wanted to play for this team since i was a boy..
the rest: hahaha
walid: this is the best team i've ever had..
the rest: hahahahaha
ashraf: its gona be a cracker of a match..
the rest: ??? (silence) ???
walid: ah ok cmon guys lets go..
the rest: WAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Walid: eh aku nak makan sup ah..
the rest: sup apa?
walid: subhanallah walhamdulillah..
haikal: eh korang kenal yana?
the rest: yana mana?
haikal: yanabii salam alaika...
suhairi: eh korang salah lah..
the rest: apa yg salah?
suhairi: salatullah salamullah...
masuud: eh aku balik nanti nak bayar tol ah..
the rest: tol apa?
masuud: tola'al badrualaina...
Pre-manifestasi..
Mas'uud: Eh lid, masuk ah dikir, gerek ah..
Walid (with full confidence in what he believes in and stands for): Kau gila pe? Aku mama asli mana buat ni semua. Kau mama temberang, tu pasal kau join.
Mas'uud: (Could what he said about me actually be true?)
TPJC open house. Walid became the karut for the dikir performance.
Mas'uud (realizes something does not add up in the picture): EH lid, dulu kau kata mama temberang je masuk dikir?
Walid (looking as if he is about to make a joke): Oh itu part aku tgh temberang je. hahaha...
Mas'uud: (I should have known better)
Mohsin: Eh lid, kau ni mama celup ah masuk dikir. Aku baru the real mama in the house.
Walid: (Eh betul jugak ah cakap deni)
Manifestasi '03. Mohsin was in the kompang team for the opening ceremony.
ape sak?? sejak biler aku kompang?? kalau aku kompang, mesti aku ingat pe..
Every Friday without fail.
Sekapur sireh on the bus to the mosque for friday prayers.
Sekapur sireh: Eh tu Ilyas kan? asal dia tak naik bas seh?
Sekapur sireh: Ah2 seh! jalan eh? panas2 lagi? confirm sampai masjid lambat nye. eh lambai2 kat dia! hahaha...
At the mosque.
Sekapur sireh (with utter shock and disbelief looking at Ilyas taking his wudhu): ISH! Ilyas dah sampai eh??!!
From that day onwards, not a single soul dared to ridicule him or question his wisdom in walking.
He was also from that very point in time... known as and identified by "ILYAS, THE WALKER"...
while boarding the bus 293, after receiving all our results for our promos for yr1,
Mas'uud to sekapur sireh: Eh jom kite bebual pasal budak2 yg kene stay back..
Hafiz Razak(one of the "budak2 yg kene stayback", who boarded the bus juz before Mas'uud): Set ah.
Mas'uud: Eh sorry sorry aku tak perasan kau kat depan aku..
At walid's place on afternoon after school, after being convinced (more accurately, conned in this case) that he has a good movie to show us.
Sekapur sireh (will full enthusiasm and excitement): Eh lid cerita ape seh ni?
Walid (can't wait to get their positive comments on the movie): Koang tgk dulu... confirm korang nak pinjam bawak balik nye ni movie.
Movie called "night of the living dead". A zombie movie with the zombies moving as if they are in "bullet time" and hence ppl can just WALK away to escape them. Everyone slept five minutes into the movie.
At the end of the movie.
Haikal: Eh lid aku nak pinjam lid movie tu.
Walid (feeling proud of the movie): Asal cerita seram kan?
Haikal: takde kalau aku susah nak tido kat rumah aku leh tgk cerita ni.
Walid: (he's just joking, i know)
Akmal: Eh lid pinjam kan aku dulu ah...
Walid (even more proud right now: haha, sabar ah tunggu kau nye turn.
Akmal: takde aku nak pinjam utk buang kan kau. cerita karut sak.
Walid: (hmm, that doesn't sound like a joke)
at walid's house again
masuud: crita apa kau nak tunjuk kita lid?
walid: cerita baik nyer lah..GOLDmember..
haikal: oh cerita austin powers baru tu eh! ah baik ah!
(walid plays the vcd, intro showing GOLDen Satellite Productions)
the rest: MAMPOS! cerita senario sape nak tgk bodoh!!
(due to the large group, we were divided into 2 since half of us couldn't get on the bus to Mus's house)
(1st batch arrives at Mustajab's house)
Abang-ipar Mus: Korang dah pergi jogging belum? (waiting for us to laugh in response)
1st batch people: (looks at each other, wondering what the hell he was talking about) Ha-ha-ha. (tries to fake laughter)
(while the 1st batch people were being entertained by Mus's brother-in-law, the 2nd batch arrives)
2nd batch people: Assalaamualaikum.
Abang-Ipar Mus: (Runs, and i mean runs, to the the door) Waalaikumussalaam. Korang dah pergi jogging belum?
2nd batch people: 9looks at each other, wondering what the hell he means)
1st batch people at the kitchen: Mampos, die lari all the way utk cakap tu eh!
(6 years later)
Both 1st and 2nd batch people: Eh ape maksud Abang ipar Mus ah that time?
Kak, haha, i agree. I think Mas'uud's ability to keep a straight face while making a joke that makes everyone else roll on the floor laughing is what makes it all the more funnier.
And Fana, haha, thanks for the compliment. Tu lah, siape suruh kau tak masuk TP dulu???/
And I welcome Abbas and Azhar into the fray. Haha. Nice to see more TPJCians joining the fun! Cuma aku tak tahu, asal kau delete comment kau Azhar?
And for the non-TPJCians who wanna read all these and join in the fun, here are some pieces of info: Edward Chu was our DM, Nordin our soccer coach, Samad our hockey coach (but don't call him coach), Commander Lee and Botak Chew are PE teachers, Samuel Kwek and Mr Chow were Maths teachers, Susan Chan was our ex principal. Haha. So there it is.
(Walid was sitting at the foyer uncharacteristically, instead of the student lounge. Moments later, Mas'uud and Suhairi approach him)
Mas'uud and Suhairi to Walid: Eh Lid, asal kau duduk sini? Duduk kat lounge ah.
Walid: Err, tanak ah. (inside his heart, I have a very valid reason)
Mas'uud and Suhairi: Ok lah, kite gi lounge dulu. Selamat.
(Mas'uud and Suhairi walks towards the lounge)
Walid: Eh korang, Izzati kat lounge tau.
Mas'uud and Suhairi: (turns back towards Walid and without saying a single word, joined Walid at the foyer)
(Walid's first meeting with Akmal)
Akmal to Walid: Amcm? Name aku Akmal. Kau tahu, kalau perempuan tu jambu kan, aku will refer to them as 1 out of the following 4 terms: form, perform, performing arts, performing arts central.
Walid: (inside his heart: APA SAK!!!!!!!)
(Walid's first impression of Akmal was a very weird one, and as they say, first impressions last.)
(Mohsin had just messaged Honey that he missed her, and within 5 seconds of her receiving that message, Mohsin got a call from Haikal)
Haikal: Ohh, 'I miss you' eh?
Mohsin: Kau! Mcm mane kau boleh tahu sak???
Haikal: Tu lah kau, dengan wali-wali kau jangan main-main.
Mohsin: (in his heart; oh aku fikir Walid sorang je wali, rupenya Haikal pun wali eh. Hebat ah dorang.)
Samad: (referring to Aizat aka Tong) His speed of action is faster than his speed of thought.
(Walid had bought chocolates for a year 1 girl for Valentine's Day)
Walid: (gives the chocolates at the foyer) I like you, Liyana..
Liyana: Err ok.. Thank you..
Walid: ... (walks back)
Walid: menyesal sak.. waste aku nye 14 dollars..
After one of the many manifestasi rehearsals. Everyone exhausted.
Cikgu Fatin: Ok Drama ppl were excellent.
Some people from the crowd: Baik DRAMA!
Cikgu Fatin: Dikir boys were great too!
More ppl from the crowd: BAIK DIKIR!
Ciku Fatin: So everyone did good. Ok we will go 5mins break then one more runthrough.
Crowd: (does not know how to respond to the last part of her words)
Mas'uud (tries to cheer up everyone): BAIK Runthrough!!!
Dikir practice for Manifestasi '03. A few more weeks to D-day and we still have not confirmed the dikir moves yet.
Suhairi, Akmal and Khidir in front facing the rest.
Suhairi: Ok guys, we want to MODIFY the previous moves that were set to make the dikir performance better.
Walid: Modify lagi? Kau biar betul?
Khidir: senang je ah. macam gini...(starts to show a very complicated dikir move)
Mas'uud: Baik ah.. tu kau cakap Senang eh?
Didi: kita just do simple dikir moves and work on our co-ordination sudah.
Akmal: ni last lah. lepas ni dah ok. confirm.
Rest of dikir guys: (that's what you said the last time)
Next few dikir training. The same thing happened.
On the day of manifestasi itself.
Suhairi and akmal finds that our co-ordination "hancur".
Suhairi,(stubbornly refuses to see that the dikir moves were too complicated) asks akmal: wat's the problem eh?
Walid to suhairi and akmal (in a mocking tone) Eh aku rasa we need to modify further the moves ah masih boleh.
Mas'uud: ah ade ni satu move senang je. confirm. ni last. lepas ni ok.
aeroplane joke, walid showing his backhand)
walid: kalau ni aeroplane, ni apa? (starts to sway his hand left and right)
haikal: aku tau..aeroplane nak gi haji kan..pasal org2 kat dalam semua tgh "lailahaillallah lailahaillallah"
akmal: ok2 kalau ni aeroplane kan, ni apa? (starts to sway his hand front and back)
sekapur sireh: apa tu??
akmal: tu dikir perempuan kat dlm tgh "umm dadah umm dadah umm dadah umm dadah"
(Edward Chu was having a Discpilne talk with the new intake, Sekapur Sireh decides to drop by and see how he was trying to con them)
Edward Chu to yr 1s: (in as serious a tone as you'll ever get from any DM) You all better don't come late ah. 1st time late, warning. 2nd time, you write a letter. 3rd time, I'll call your parents. I don't play a fool with latecoming, you ask the year 2 guys at the back. Right boys?
Sekapur Sireh: (in unison) Yes yes, u're a very strict disciplinarian. (padahal padahal: the year before Walid had come late to school about 15 times, and nothing happened. And Didi, well, he's late more times than he's on time)
Year 1s: (whisper in their hearts: wow, I better don't play play with this DM)
after dikir training, dikir boys carrying Mas'uud
dikir boys:(gong)aaaaaAAAAEEEEWaaaa....(gong)
saiful: ah jaga kepala..
At Malaysia, MLEP Darmawisata Program, Suhairi, Haikal, Hafiz just finished a night session, exhausted, went back to our rooms(Suhairi and Haikal one room, Hafiz and Zahrin one room)
Suhairi to Haikal (ard 30mins later): eh kol hafiz masuk bilik kita ah..
(went to his room to find out that he's not inside!)
Suhairi and Haikal:(eh mana deni pegi ni senyap2?!)
(few mins later, finally saw him, dono from where)
Suhairi and Haikal: oi mana kau pegi?? buat kita org risau je..
Hafiz: (with his senyum kambing smile)takde papelah takde pape..
Suhairi and Haikal: apa yg takde pape??
Hafiz: (still with his senyum kambing smile) takde papelah takde pape..
Erm, Badrul care to explain your previous 2 comments? I think a lot of us don't understand what's going on, myself included!
Esp the Nor Hafiz one, i dunno what's going on. Maybe you would like to tell Sarah to read this blog as well, eps that comment.:p
the first one, we dikir boys carried mas'uud up and sang the chinese funeral song..the funny thing was, it's mas'uud..
the second one, hafiz actuali went downstairs to meet someone, without us knowing..the funny thing is, he kept saying "takde pape takde pape" even after me n haikal repeatedly asked him..
yap..hope this clarifies..
Who is the person Nor hafiz went down to meet?
bad, the only 2 things i dont understand from your explaination are:
1) "the funny thing is/was..."
ape yg funny nye??
2) "yap..hope this clarifies.."
nope it doesnt clarify..
Ok, dah mencecah 100+++ comments...
aku dah sentimental lah...
Tu lah walid, siapa yang start kau berbual pasal nie?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...
During break one day,
(Amin was sitting down at the canteen eating mee rebus with his hands and Ayu sees)
Ayu: Eh Amin, aper kau? makan mee rebus pakai tangan???
Amin: Makcik tak cuci sudu garpu ah.
Ayu: Abeh kau tak bole amik makcik kat sebelah punyer sudu garpu ke???
Haha, HR, I think Badrul is cleverly trying to be as vague as possible. Haha. Hmm. Where's Nor Hafiz? He should be the one explaining! Haha. Come on Fiz!
(a name with an apostrophe in it was always gonna be difficult to pronounce, as Mas’uud was to find out during year 1 jalan raya)
Walid’s Mum: Eh Mahfuz, ape khabar? Lame tak jumpe.
Walid’s Dad: Masbejud, baju lawa niari.
Izhar’s Dad: What’s your name again? Mas terpele’ot eh?
Haikal’s Dad: Masu-od datang ke tak niari?
Haikal to Mas’uud: Wah Mas, nasib baik name kau tak jadi Masterbejud.
(Mas’uud was thus, understandably, feeling down, sitting alone at some corner. Being the motivational person that Walid is, he went to Mas’uud to give him some words of encouragement)
Walid: Mas, relax ah. At least your name isn’t as bad as your face.
Mas’uud: (clearly lifted by those words) Ah ah eh Lid, betul jugak. Thanks ah Lid. U’re always there when I need you.
(at a normal lepak session)
Walid to Sekapur Sireh: Eh korang tahu, dulu sepatunya name aku Muhammad Hisham tau.
Sekapur Sireh: Hahahahahahahahaha. Tak kene sak name tu dengan kau!
Nor Hafiz to Sekapur Sireh: Eh name aku sepatutnya Sabri tau.
Sekapur Sireh: Hahahahahahahahaha. Tak kene sak name tu dengan kau!
Mas’uud to Sekapur Sireh: (feeling left out, thus had to make a statement) Eh name aku dulu sepatutnya Sulaiman tau.
Sekapur Sireh: (silence all round, coz each of the guys were thinking, “Apa sak? What's the joke? That name suits ur face what.”)
(Mas’uud was feeling a little embarrassed that his joke didn’t receive the expected reception, thus had to think of something quick to make up for it. He looked round the table and realized Suhairi wasn’t there; making the latter an easy target to be at the receiving end of his joke)
Mas’uud to Sekapur Sireh: Eh name Suhairi dulu sepatutnye Badrul tau.
Sekapur Sireh: Hahahahahahahahaha. Lepak sak! Hahahahaha. Badrul! Hahahahaha.
Mas’uud: (phew!)
Err, sorry, there’s no story for this. He was already called Jen when he got into TPJC.
(Sekapur Sireh was still sore that a few weeks earlier, the ex-RI boys had cancelled a scheduled soocer game the night before)
Walid to Sekapur Sireh: Aku nak kenekan dorang balik ah. Dorang semue tinggal kat West kan? Kite ckp dgn dorang kite nak lawan ah this Saturday, kat bedok south, tapi kite jangan turun.
Sekapur Sireh: Set ahhhhh!
(On Saturday itself)
RI boys to each other: Mane ni budak2 TPJC belum sampai-sampai? 1 orang call dorang.
(Being a friend of Sekapur Sireh having spent his 1st 3 months at TP, Huzer was asked to call the TPJC guys)
Huzer to Walid: Hello Lid, mane korang?
Walid: (with background noise of about 20 guys practising dikir) Eh sorry ah, kite tak cukup orang.
(Huzer passes the phone to Hatta)
Hatta: Eh Lid, ni Hatta. Mane korang? Kite dah datang dari jauh ni.
Walid: Eh sorry ah, kite tak cukup orang.
Hatta: Sial ah korang. (hangs up phone)
Sekapur Sireh: WOOHOOOO!!!! PAYBACK!!!!!!!!
Hey guys! Haha. You guys are hillarious man! I had fun too during JC, but it was nowhere near the fun you guys seem to had! by the way I wanted to ask, you guys keep talking about the Student Lounge, where is it actually? I cannot recall such a room during my time (2 batches before yours).
dikir doys: this is just the way we jam, we jam... this is just the way we jam... this is just the way we jam we jam...
walid(in very very high pitch): you can call it what u want!!!!!
(everyone pause... and look at him)
dikir boys: AND THIS IS JUST THE WAY WE, THIS IS JUST THE WAY WE, THIS IS JUST THE WAY WE, JAMMMM.
(everyone pose 'cutely')
dungg tak dungg dungg tak dungg dungg. (fav song) akmal bring it home!!!
apa apa? apa korang cerita ni? tak de apa apa lah. tak ada apa apa... (senyum kambing)
nanti dia F sama aku...
the student lounge is the room between photography club n the cleaning aunties room. Tempat paling gerek punye..
During a visit at darul ma'wa.
Dikir boys decided to lift the hearts of the boys and girl over there by giving a heart-warming dikir performance. We decided to showcase our open house item.
Walid (the karut starts off his song): Suraanggeelliii!!! (I seriously dun know wat this means)
Dikir boys: (asal suara walid niari baik jugak eh? selalu tak mcm gini..)
Didi: (whispers) eh asal pelan ah suara dia?
Walid: (starts to feel good because he could see that the children and some of the dikir boys were laughing with him thinking that they did so due to the way he sings song)
Juara (i cant remember who): whispers with a straight face to walid) Eh lid, the mike, the mike...
Walid: (realizes that the mike was not working, starts to panick and tries to put the blame on the mike) er bang ni mike rosak eh? (the juara had no problems with it before this)
The abang there went to him. Did something to the mike and like magic it was working normally again. He looked at wal and said: Mike tak on macamana nak nyanyi? (it was quite loud so everyone heard)
Turns out that the children were laughing at him as they knew he did not switch it on.
Walid then starts to sing again.
Dikir boys: (earlier could not really hear him, now in their minds "that's the sound of walid we know.")
If you all thought Walid was the best story teller in TPJC you guys obviously haven't met Amin before..
One day as aku ngan Azhar ngah makan time recess..
Amin: Eh, korang nak tahu ape aku tgk smalam pat cable tv?? Smalam kan aku tgk Scooby Doobydoo!!!
Another day as aku ngan Azhar ngah makan time recess..
Amin: Eh, korang nak tahu ape aku tgk smalam pat cable tv?? Smalam kan aku tgk Scooby Doobydoo!!!
Yet another day as aku ngan Azhar ngah makan time recess..
Amin: Eh, korang nak tahu ape aku tgk smalam pat cable tv??
*Cikgu Rosema happens to come by the Malay stall to buy food*
Amin going up to Cikgu: Cikgu nak tahu ape saya tgk smalam...
Horrified Cikgu Rosema: Amin, nanti Amin, saya nak makan dulu..!
A discussion between the Cikgu fatin and the MCS exco one day.
Cikgu fatin was having a serious conversation with the exco members about some event.
Walid (was walking and went over when he saw them)
Walid to haikal, su and akmal: Eh amacam?
walid starts to make a joke thinking that it was the best time to entertain them.
First two times, it worked as haikal,akmal and su were being nice so they laughed as they did not want to leave him feeling ignored.
By the end of the third...
Cikgu fatin (enough is enough): WALID! TOLONG DIAM!
Walid : (silenced. in his mind thinking. "are my jokes really that bad?" come to think of it, naaah.")
in a squash tournament..
walid: nie kite ade chance menang nie.. Jen ade, Nor ade, Diy pon main tennis.. Boleh ah..
(during the tournament)
HAikal: amacam? ade harapan tak?
Walid: Macam mana nak menang?? Saiful kalah dengan budak perempuan!
The counsellors' quick get away from being booked for late coming is usually to stand with the flag raisers near the foyer area..
One day,
A counsellor: Eh, Joel, late ah?
Joel: Yah lah
Counsellor: Eh, who's that standing beside you?
Joel: HHAHHA sialah i also dunno..
apparently, another J2 guy thought he could escape too..
Of course, if you're me and comes to school at 9am, this is what happens
Edward Chu: Shikiiiin what time is it now?
Shikin: heh.. 9 o'clock sir..
Edward Choo: You have lessons not?
Shikin: Heh
Edward Choo: Eh wait i don't want to know.. go go i didnt see you
lol.
Ah Fiz? Kau takut dia F sama kau?
(Buat lagu ni is Nor Hafiz's nickname, which shall be explained in a later comment. This verse is sung to the tune of A-I-D-S merbahaya, Aedes pula mangancam manusia in TV 1 long long ago, and is also a common dikir tune)
Si 'Buat Lagu Ni'.....,
Takut Bini......
Hari-hari.......
Balik kene bully.......!
(during dikir training, while the guys were brainstorming what songs to choose)
Didi: Eh lagu "ada tak ada" tu sedap eh?
Nor Hafiz: Ah, kite buat lagu ni ah.
Suhairi: Okay2 ah tu lagu, lagu "suranggali" pun not bad.
Nor Hafiz: Ah, kite buat lagu ni ah.
Mas'uud: Lagu "pisang" tetap the best.
Nor Hafiz: Ah, kite buat lagu ni ah.
Dikir Boys to Nor Hafiz: OI! BERAPE BANYAK LAGU KAU NAK BUAT?
Nor Hafiz: (senyum kambing smile etched firmly on his face) Hehe.
although khidir is from the batch after us, he is very much part of the sekapur sireh family. so one night when some of us decided to go to OCH(Old Changi Hospital) for thrills(either of ghosts or dogs) we msged khidir to come along: Dok nak gi och mlm ni?
Khidir(replied msg): Buat ape? Tanak ah.
The next day after we told khidir abt our "adventures" at och, khidir: Oh aku ingat och to Orchard.. Sebab tu aku tanak pegi.
Sekapur sireh: Yg mlm2 nak pegi orchard buat ape??!!
one hari raya haji eve..
(same incident where mang-kang got his name mang-kang)
*sch rule: not allowed to play soccer on basketball court wif full or half uniform. tt day we were in half u (t-shirt n sch pants)
happily playing wen Edward Chu came..
DM: Boys! Boys!
some of the sirih boys: eh bukan kite lah.. die panggil budak2 court sebelah.. (there were some other boys playing too wif full u).. bukan kite..
DM: (coming closer) Boys!
us: Eh alamak die panggil kita ah.. ok2 pegi2..
DM: i told u rite no playing soccer in full u or half u..
us: sorie sir.
DM (in the most stern voice as possible) wad sorie? u all wanna be punished ah?
us: no ah sir.
DM: u all lucky u noe, today hari raya eve so I let u go..
us: thx ah sir (in our minds- baik ah.. nak step garang pulak. action raya eve.. malas nk punish ckp ah malas nk punish)
one day tym tgh lepak (like we always do)..
*walid was trying to explain how to play the 'Concentration Game'
wal: ok2 korang lepas buat sign korang terus korang buat sign org yg korang nk kene kan.. terus org tu buat die nye sign n another person.. ok2 kite try..
(it was didi's turn)
didi: PRRREEEEEEEETTTT!!! (gives out the loudest fart as possible)
wal: terus pe Di?
didi: ah terus, terus..
Ok guys, I know this entry is on TPJ stuff but I had fun reading your comments esp the part on names.......Masu'ud, my mum used to tell me his name is Mahfuz! Haha.....n I tot that name suits him! I called him that he started working part-time with me.......then I realise its Masu'ud with apostrophe...........hehe....Mahfuz! Mahfiz! ;-)
Hnf camp,
ENDURE!!! ENDURE!!!
After hnf camp,
ENDURE!!!! ENDURE!!!
anywhere,
ENDURE!!!! ENDURE!!!!
school assembly, Walid and Suhairi on stage, Aerobics Marathon promo
Walid: I've prepared alot for Aerobics Marathon!
bdk2: What?
Walid: i ate cheeseburgers!
bdk2: What?
Walid: i ate hamburgers!
bdk2(with weaker gusto): What?
Walid: i drank beer!
bdk2(getting softer): What?
Walid: i drank tequila!
bdk2(getting much softer): What?
Walid: i drank whiskey!
bdk2(dah kurang smangat dah, pasal dah rasa paiseh): What?
Walid: i did some chinups!
Fazli: What?
Walid: i did some pushups!
Fazli: What? (Wait am I the only one left saying 'what'? oh well..)
*explanation of a line in the entry concerning Mohsin's Mum*
(Sekapur Sireh was at Mohsin's house lepak-ing 1 night, and were telling ghost stories to each other. To get the ambience, we off-ed all the lights, thus the house was completely dark. Soon, Mohsin's family returned home.)
Mohsin's Mum: (in an angry and concerned voice) Eh Sin! Asal korang tutup lampu semue???? Korang buat ilmu eh???
(Being the wise and rational person that Mohsin is, he decided to resolve the issue in the most amicable of manners)
Mohsin: (raises his voice as loud as possible) APE??? BERBUAL JE! BERBUAL JE!
(the above exchange took place a few times, before it ended)
Mohsin: (upon walking back in the room) Amcm guys? Did i handle that well?
Sekapur Sireh: Err, Sin, asal kau tak bilang mak kau je kite crite pasal hantu?
Mohsin: (eyes became red and got real angry) APE??? BERBUAL JE! BERBUAL JE!
*Dikir guys performed at Saiful's sister's wedding, but the reception was terrible. Nobody paid attention to the performance; in fact the guests hardly looked at all. Thus, until today, the dikir guys are quick to disassociate themselves from that performance; if you ask them individually, they will say that they were not there during that performance. But I really wasn't there*
(A conversation among the dikir guys few days after the dismal performance)
Nor Hafiz: Eh kita punye performance hari tu rabak sey, takde orang tengok.
Jen: (as mentioned earlier, trying to disassociate himself from the performance) Huh? Korang perform time Kakak Saiful kahwin?
Akmal: (taking Jen's lead, only that he brought it 1 level higher/lower, as was to be the trend) Huh? Saiful punye Kakak dah kahwin?
Suhairi: Huh? Saiful ade kakak?
Haikal: Huh? Saiful siapa?
Mas'uud: Eh siapa korang?
kami dari satria kirana, perjuang seni budaya bangsa, setahun sudah kami bersama, berganding bahu bekerja sama. tdk aku kami letih lelah, penat mencapaikan cita cita kita. sapa tahu satu hari nanti nama kita, akan muncul di dalam mega perdana.
dari kali pertama hingga hari ini, kami telah bersama dan masih berseri, dgn niat murni di dalam hati, kami perjuangkan budaya dan seni. kami gemar dikir sebegini, dikir telah mengalami revolusi, tidak akan mati dikir di bumi, tidak akan hilang melayu di dunia ini.
dikir baru persembahan kami, karut rap nama diberi, proud are we to be, we are proud to be, melayu baru zaman kini. budaya seni dan tradisi, tidak akan kami melupai, lihat saja lah pakaian kami, baju kurung warna warni.
for old time sake ah...
YA Allah!! HAHAHAHA! I just spent over an hour reading all the entriess.. HEHEHE! MAnn i miss laa TPJC!!
Thanks for the post lid.. =) Such an exam stress reliever.. NAnti kalau saye ade pape saya post also laa =)
Other than being in the Kompang business (although some were forcefully turned into a voluntary work), we were also in a "rewang" (helping out in wedding ceremonies) business. Our first one as sekapur sireh was at one of Huzer's relative's wedding.
It was hard work with a lot of oil, dirt, and soap involved as we did the washing of plates duty. In addition we also had to make the syrup drink for the guests. This duty was delegated to none other than our drinks specialist, Haikal.
Huzer's Uncle: hey boys, we are running out of drinks already. You know what to do right?
Haikal (looking as if he is in control of the situation): Of course!
Akmal: nah leh pakai ni container cuma nak kacau pakai ape seh?
Haikal (thinking in his mind "deni takde leadership capabilities ah"): kau ni benda kecil je tu.
Haikal still looking as if he knows what he is doing and now, as if he has done the following on many other occasions alr.
Haikal (after giving it a long (about 5 seconds) thought): Ah aku tau. terpaksa pakai aku nye secret weapon... (with a "stroke of genius" smile on his face)
Next thing we know, his whole arm was in the syrup water acting as the stirrer.
An hour later.
Huzer's uncle (the same one): Eh power lah you all, the drink you made was the best one i ever had for the day. It has a very unique taste (yup, if unique to you is the taste of sweat from one's arm, plus whatever else that comes with it.)
Sekapur sireh: (puts up a fake smile, trying not to show any sign of suspicion)
Sekapur sireh guys have a tendency to not stop ppl from starting a conversation i.e. we tend to want a conversation (any topic) that has started to continue. One example is this.
One time we were lepak-ing at afghanistan (oh yes, this is one of our hotspots as well). Suhairi was telling us about the "Charmed" (was hot at that time) episode he saw the previous night.
Suhairi (with full enthusiasm and excitement): Eh korang tgk smlm nye episode?
Sekapur sireh (who did not watch it did what they were trained to do): Oh ah2 seh! kau semalam punye power sak!
Suhairi (looking very happy went deeper): Tu ah si phoebe lagi sikit mati seh!
Akmal (let's give it to him lah): tu part aku tak leh accept!
Haikal (good start mal): Ah2 seh, tapi generally ok ah storyline dia semalam...
Suhairi (too deep to realize now): yg part detu tolak trolley tu kau tgk? asal seh dia buat gitu?
Walid (laughing in his heart): oh ah2 trolley tu... tu ah yg dia tolak trolley tu kan? asal eh? aku rasa mesti ade something ah.
Mas'uud (giving it away as always and this time paid for it): oh ah2 sak tu part aku pun tak faham... yang ade anjing tu kan kat trolley?
Suhairi (with a straight face): Ah2anjing tu kau kan?
Sekapur sireh: hahahahah!! lepak sak! (Damn, this guy's good!)
Mas'uud: (still figuring out what blew his cover)
I got referred here by Shikin... i just HAD to say.. Hilarious is an under-statement ah. Dangerous sak baca bende ni pat library! I think I might get kicked out.
but this is really too fun! I can 'hear' it almost.
Thanks walid.. this is gonna be my staple web-diet for awhile. haha
-Syarifah
One of the hari raya:
Jen: Aku ada cerita best..klakar gila
(takes out suhaimi's DVD. 5 mins later, nobody laughing...)
After leaving Jen's house:
Everyone: Dah.. Kita ban rumah Jen..
Akmal: Actually aku boleh appreciate ah tu cerita
Jen: Oi tadi cerita gerek tak?
Wal: Gerek kepala otak kau..
Jen: Tak gerek? Tak gerek tak dapat du..
Everyone: Eh gerek gerek..
One time we were having a conversation about our childhood times...
Suhairi: Eh dulu kau masih ingat, time main bola bawah block?
Haikal: Ah2 sak gerek seh.
Akmal: paling lepak is nak tau over ke tak...haha
Walid: Ah2! kalau lompat tak dapat over... kalau tak lompat walaupun bola tinggi gila, kira tak over hahah!
Mas'uud: Ah2! haha kira goal hahaha!
Norhafiz: tu rule merepek seh haha!
Akmal: ah abe police datang semua lari lintang-pukang...haha!
Suddenly we realized something out of the ordinary... Mohsin (who used to stay in a bangalow) was not joining in the fun.
Mohsin (realizes his silence has been noticed, tries to divert the attention by changing the topic): Eh tapi pada aku street soccer lagi gerek ah.
Walid (looking as if he has the ans to a million dollar question): OH!! mohsin tak pernah main bola bawah block pasal rumah dia takde void deck!! hahaha!!
Akmal: ah2! kesian seh sin!
Haikal: Ah2 deprived childhood ah kau.
Mohsin: (damn, these guys are good)
WHile on the way to the mosque for friday prayers.
Suhairi to nabil: Eh kau tinggal mana?
Nabil: kat tanah merah ah.
Saiful: Wah bangalow pe?
Nabil: Ah2.
Mas'uud (din know what got into him): Ah? kau ade bangalow? jual ah!
Nabil: (pretends he did not hear that and starts another conversation with someone else)
(not sure why Azhar deleted his own comment but I just feel the urge to include this in our longlist of memories)
one day in SL, playing "colours game" made by Walid himself
Walid: ok korang guess eh ni colour apa..hitam, putih, hitam..colour apa?
Haikal: putih!
Walid: salah..kuning..
Haikal: (amcm tak aleh2 kuning pulak..takpe2 try lagi)
Walid: ok biru, hijau, merah..colour apa?
Hafiz: biru!
Walid: salah..merah jambu..
Hafiz: (ish ni susah ni..)
Walid: biru, merah, biru, merah..colour apa?
Mohsin: hijau?
Walid: ah betul sin!
Mohsin: ah ok2 aku rasa aku dah dpt..k2 kasi lagi lid..
Walid: merah, kuning, merah, hijau, hitam..colour apa?
Mohsin: biru?
Walid: salah..kelabu asap..
Mohsin: (apa sak deni..)
Mas'uud: (damn this guy's good..but come to think of it..ni confirm si Walid dah sembarang ni..)
Ayu and Mr. Edward Chew episodes:
During Swimming lessons,
Mr. Chew: Ok, this is how you move your arms and legs. Example...
AYU! Come, you show them!
Another lesson,
Mr. Chew: Ok, this is how you dive. Very simple. Anyone want to demonstrate?
(silence)
AYU! Come, you show them!
During SPE one day, all the girls were sitting down,
Mr. Edward Chew: All of you must be disciplined, keep to the rules blah blah blah...
Ayu, your hair ah... brown ah...
Ayu: Aiyah, Mr. Chew, my eyes brown, my hair brown, matching mah...
Mr. Chew: Ayu~ Go dye black your hair.
After SPE lesson,
Mr. Chew: Ayu, remember ah, i give you 2 days ah...
Ayu: Mr. Chew.... I dun like black ah... Oklah, dark brown ah, dark brown ok? Compromise ok?
Mr. Chew: (silence)
After 2 days,
Ayu walks in front of Mr. Edward Chew with dark brown hair with highlights and what does Mr. Chew do?
Smile.
Hahahahaha...
which azhar yang delete the comment, definitely not me; so i guess its azhar ismail?
abbas just told me about this page so i guess kena tambah² kan, hahah.
abbas: nama hamba, deramang.
hamba ingin bercerita.
dikirboys: dia deramang
F: EEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
dikirboys: dia pencerita..
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nordin: no is, no oos, no us.
nordin: i only want gold or silver ah, copper, platinum all don't want.
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susie chan (acknowledging the greatness of abbas): people who don't come to school, who don't shave their beards, why should we promote them!
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samad: A B KHAN!! the great absconder!
200 comments!!! ya itu dia haha!! 300 amcm?? haha! hidup tpjc!! hidup manifestasi!! hidup melayu!!
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